WHPR 1855: Home for the Holidays
James S. Brady Press Room
President Inwegen in a meeting Secretary of State Israel Stevens
Dateline: Tuesday, December 17th, 2012 (Day 1,855)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR:
Music: LUSHLIFE "MAGNOLIA" [DIR. LAMAR+NIK]
1: Holiday ATO Efforts
2: Party Highlight: USWP
3: War Map & Analysis
4: Immigration Procedure
5: Apply for American University
6: Web-Comic of the Day
eNPR: Show Schedule and Links
Editor's Notes: Today's WHPR is a full Media Team effort, with Secretary of Media NewAzazel playing Lead Editor for this edition.
Holiday ATO Efforts
Secretary of Media NewAzazel
First, I must echo the words of President Inwegen:
"Greetings Americans,
As you may or may not be aware of, American Freedom Alliance has PTOed the former INCI party. What this means is that AFA is going to attempt to push a lower ranked Top 4 party out in order to hold two spots in the Top Parties. This not only means it would be impossible to bump AFA from congressional access, but also changes the proportion of seats AFA can win by a significant margin.
It is now our duty to prevent this from happening. We slacked off on ATO efforts for the Party President elections and now we must deal with the consequences and work to prevent the fallout. As Americans we can have disagreement, arguments, and debate the course of our future. However, we cannot allow these differences to allow our dissolution. It is from this sentiment that I ask all able 6th party members to move to a Top 4 party other than AFA, preferably USWP and WTP. We must do all we can to prevent AFA from gaining a second slot in the Top Parties.
Time is a factor, and this needs to be started now. If you can move, please look at the Top 4 parties and join the one most in need of higher numbers. We to ensure the shell of iNCi does not enter the Top 5 for congressional elections. Below you can find links to the Top 4 parties.
1. 1st Priority: We The People
2. 2nd Priority: United States Workers Party
3. Safe for now: American Military Party
4. Safe for now: Federalist Party"
Secondly, I must ask another favor of all of you, which might be a bit harder considering real life commitments. As you know, congressional elections this month will fall upon December 25th, on Christmas Day. We understand commitments with family, children, and spouses that you have this day and we do not want to ask too much of you. There is one gift you can give to your community this year, and that is simply voting on election day. Please log on for at least two minutes to cast a vote for a Top 4 party.
No one wants to be PTO'd for Christmas. A simple action this day could save us a lot for the coming months. In the spirit of giving, give a vote. Grant us this small gift. Show your support for your favorite Top 4 party. Log in, vote, and save your country. We all wish you happy holidays and a wonderful time with family and friends, and we hope that all of you in school are enjoying your break.
Party Highlight: United States Workers Party
WHPR Staff Writer OneTakeTony
"In the interests of workers, consumers, employers, managers, and all citizens of the eUnited States, the United States Workers Party exists to promote fairness, justice, and an egalitarian society." When a preamble to a party belongs like this, you know that party is committed to the Average User of eUSA. The United States Worker Party truly is that party. With a history and ancestry that can trace it's roots back all the way to the 2007-2008 area, the USWP has been sturdily built on a foundation of maintaining order and promoting fairness among business. While the party is and has always been committed to the average member, the party has also produced more than its fair share of presidents, congressmen, and influential members of our pleasant eSociety.
Perhaps one of the more interesting ideas that have come from the innovative minds of the USWP, is the United States Workers Party Writing Guild or USWPWG for short. Simply stated in it's description, the USWPWG is designed to garner more subscriptions and views, votes and shouts for articles written by members of the party. This education and booster within in the media early on in the players career promotes fellowship, activity and friendship within the party, and is also a efficient tool to boost some of their own articles up into the Top 5 article section of the website.
Because it is the oldest major party within the eUSA it certainly holds true that it takes more than a small storm to wither this sturdy oak. A party that has seen just about everything in its time, it's also extremely well prepared in most if not all situations in our country currently. Perhaps in contradictory to some other higher ranking parties, the USWP is committed to a sense of foreign policy that is self-described as "defensive, not offensive, foreign policy." However, many opposing parties claim this is a sign of weakness but rather it's a refreshing sense of fellowship within the New World, and the USWP is certainly patriotic and breeds some of the greatest soldiers we as a country know.
Simply put this party has experience behind it. The name of the game for the USWP hasn't changed, put faith in the new members, and when it's time let the new members assume the duties they themselves once held. A simple model of business that's focused on lending a hand to the new member that needs a hand to reach the top.
War Map & Analysis
Deputy Secretary of Media Hale26
Firstly, Serbia is at our gates.
Though we mentioned in an earlier article that hostilities must occur, all is calm for now in the Bay of Biscay. The reason for this is that a direct NE against Serbia would only be to our and our allies' detriment atm- This is a fight that will cost us greatly, while taking away many of our MPPs. Will hostilities occur? Impossible for nothing less. Will they involve an NE? At the moment, no. Deployment could be possible, but a NE war with current conditions will only be the aggressor's detriment.
Moving on, please read this article for news on our Polish MPP. Yes, this was more of a defensive MPP. As mentioned, whoever strikes first in this war will lose very powerful MPPs, dooming themselves to failure. The Polish MPP is just another MPP we're taking up to stand between us and Serbia.
Why did Poland sign this MPP? We majorly suspect that they too didn't want Serbia to go into a war with us. If not for the battle it would take, for the fact that it would take around 2 months to take all of America if Serbia went it alone. As you can imagine, a 2 month war in a 5 year-old game to wipe 1 nation sounds intense. All that aside, America and Serbia cannot be beside each other for long in peace. But for now, we must put rashness aside and listen to strategy.
Immigration Procedure
This piece is a bit more for our international audience, as well as some possible information for the domestic people. As you know, immigration has been one of the largest issues for the past several months. Many people have moved to the country and been granted citizenship outside of established procedure and against the laws made by our government regarding immigrations and citizenship. Almost all of these illegitimate citizenship grants have been done by American Freedom Alliance, which circumvents our system of citizenship requests recognized by the national administration. We do allow people citizenship in the eUS, but only those who follow IES procedure and instructions.
The IES procedure is the only legitimate way of gaining recognized citizenship in the eUS. Those who gain citizenship through any other means result in being blacklisted by the national government. Bribes, spamming congressmen, and accepting offers from AFA are included in the ways to be blacklisted by the national government. What does being blacklisted mean? You will be considered a threat by our established political parties, government or affiliated MUs, and our national government, preventing you from being supplied or supported by any programs or organizations.
The eUS is not anti-immigration. We recognize the importance of bringing new and active people into the country. Our national administration employs many foreign born individuals who didn't always reside in the eUnited States. Our policies are not directed against any particular ethnic group or political opinion, we simply wish to keep track of who enters the country in an organized and efficient manner.
For more detailed instructions on IES procedure, please read these instructions by Dr Luis Sentieiro
Apply for American University
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Web-Comic of the Day
Coming in with our webcomic of the day, today we have one from xkcd.com. Hope you enjoy some more internet culture:
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Voted. Let's get everyone into the Top 4 before the 23rd. : )
y u no feature AFA?
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Side note: Christmas in Serbia (and Russia) is on 7th of January.
How about allies who aren't MPPs with Serbia? Maybe a few that are already enemies with Serbia so we can fight them BEFORE they invade us? That's why I left this country in the first place.
What do not tell the truth to the people !!
You signed a secret NAP directly with eSerbia
in exchange for peace !!
Believe or not, eCanada would have your backs eUSA if eSerbia invade😛
http://www.erepublik.com/sv/article/sometimes-i-forget-1275390/1/20
So we're gonna let Serbia keep its 10/10 bonuses at the cost of our allies?
While we fight some meaningless battles?
Someone is scared of Serbia...
lol, before few days: it is certain that we will not stand by and watch as a long time bro gets wiped.
and now: But for now, we must put rashness aside and listen to strategy.
Sidarta & Norbengo are the Grinch that wants to steal our Christmas.
^ lumps of coal for them!
lol, before few days: it is certain that we will not stand by and watch as a long time bro gets wiped.
and now: But for now, we must put rashness aside and listen to strategy. x2
This is just hilarious...
Instead of jumping though Hoops on sites outside the game that are made up and filling out a bunch of silly, made up forms which are not really part of the game, simply ask a US Congressman to approve you. Don't play these Bozos silly game. I am sure if you contact the PP of the American Freedom Alliance he will find you a Congressman who has approvals left. Folks in the American Freedom Alliance are tired of Bogus, player contrived and made up authority.
Honestly, more and more and I'm thinking that we have absolutely no intention of taking on Serbia, more over, it is being used as a scape goat in order to justify having TWO and CoT MPP to ''protect us''.
So much for actually doing anything meaningfull... oh right, we waged war on the mighty state of taiwan.
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I feel almost nostalgic.
One of the last WHPR's written by an actual American.
^ Actually, was thinking of dragging Nixon back to the game to write WHPR.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
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good job, OneTakeTony.. looks good.
Hail CoT!
Hail BrUSA!
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May there be peace between the United States and Serbia!
And in case the world ends ( xD ) or I croak, Merry Christmas to all of you who celebrate it on the 25th!