The Journal - Labour Party Newsletter

Day 2,359, 12:01 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by MR. HANK SCORPIO


The Journal – Labour Newsletter

Labour HQ formed
Party President An Sluagh
Vice President NomadMKD
Sectary General ian ardbuckle
Spokesperson Hank Scorpio
Councillor Punistick
Interior Advisor orangejuicemmm
Party Whip Brian Boru

If any party members would like to contribute to the running of your party please feel free to contact any member of HQ and we’ll find a place for you in the team. All that is required is a desire to better the party.

Food Program Success!
Last week we ran a food giveaway to all party members. I am very proud to announce that after discussion Labour HQ have decided to renew this program. Any genuine Labour party member wishing to avail of our giveaway please PM Hank Scorpio to request your free 100 health.
Last week we gave away 2500 worth of health!

Solidarity Program
Our commune has grown significantly over the past week. Today we have 14 active workers (with 4 prospects expecting to join later this week). All participants receive 10 Q7 tanks. Today I have the great fortune of unveiling the news that all our workers will see a rise in salary to 5IEP.
To receive your 10 Q7 tanks please fill out this form after you've worked.
If you wish to join our commune please contact An Sluagh for information.

Congress Agenda


In a big step for Ireland our party has successfully achieved the readjustment of the tax rate on Moving Tickets. After the Congressial elections on the 25th Labour representatives discussed possible legislation we'd like to push through & after debating the issue with the opposition and Government we are happy to see the readjustment has been passed.

Moving Tickets are a dead market and receive very little to no activity. They are overpriced and the seller had no manufacturing cost and receives an extreme abnormal profit. This tax change will reduce the profit of these private sellers and pass on a larger quantity of this profit to the State.


Labour’s Army
The Labour Party can today announce the formation of our paramilitary “Labour’s Army”. All soldiers will be partaking in our Solidary Program for armaments. Our military body underwent huge changes last weekend with some soldiers removed and asked to rejoin to aid our restructure. To iterate what orangejuicemmm sent to all recruits during the reorganisation(incase anybody missed it)



We apologise for any incontinence this reshuffle might have caused.
For any queries related to Labour’s Army please PM orangejuicemmm.

With a new army comes a new uniform. May I present Labour’s Army 2014/15 kit



If you wish to have a uniform fitted please make a shout in the paramilitary shout feed, posting a link to the avi you wished to have in the boarder.

New Member
The Labour Party would like to welcome Nogin the Nog to our party. Nogin is a former Irish CP known for her expertise & success in the economy module mainly during V1 where she is said to have risen a huge financial empire.
Nogin joins an elite group of Irish CP's that conquered Northern Ireland, doing it during Rising when it was next to impossible to win a battle. She also founded the Economic Free Thinkers Society.

We are glad to have such a prestigious citizen in our party.

Bigfootl spotted?
In other news, rumours are circulating about the re-emergence of Bigfool. Bigfool hasn’t been spotted in Ireland for long over a year yet two sightings have been recorded during the past few days.





Though thought to be in hibernation Bigfool has been known to wander onto eRep in the past, usually during the boring late afternoon window between the Jermay Kyle Show & Deal Or No Deal on Channel 4 (while his moth is out making the tea).

Media
The Political Crisis Next Door – Brian Boru
[Polandball]Canada & Ireland – Brian Boru
[1916]Remember the Fallen – An Sluath
Lack of Politics - Orangejuicemmm

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