So you want to be Awesome (Pt. 1)

Day 1,191, 11:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy



(Part ⅕ of the Wote Woldy series)

As you may well know by now, the 25th of each month sees what in eRepublik terms is known as the Congressional Elections. Here in the eUK, we love to put our own limey-spin on things so I shall sub in our own equivalent and tell you why you should vote me into the Houses of Parliament.


I LOVE TO SMASH GUITARS

This Month, I have again had a short trip in my box with only three air holes to keep me company and sent to London. London is a pretty cool place, and where the vast majority of our population currently resides.

I am pretty familiar with London, but how familiar is London with me? eWise I have been around the block about 9001 times, and have got a hefty amount of experience under my proverbial belt. Which is why in this article I intend to shy away from breaking political commentary and turn to a short biography over who I am and what I have been up to as of recent. (Doing so will hopefully give you a good idea as to why voting for me is pretty awesome.)

I have been playing this game for ages, ( =__= ) and for the full story you could check out my wiki, which someone wrote up for me a few months ago and I will be updating rather quickly after publishing this article. It is however somewhat lengthy, so I shall attempt to summarise the relevant parts in this article.

Over the past months, I have served the eUK as:
MoFA (Foreign Affairs)
MoHA (Home Affairs)
CP (Country Presidenté)
MP (Member of Parliament)
A Member of the Advisory Committee
Some guy who answers peoples questions
(all multiple times)

And in a wider context I served the Phoenix Alliance as both Secretary General and DIFA (Dpt for internal and foreign affairs) as well as mulling about some special places and answering foreign peoples questions.

On the military side of things, I have served in the reformed UK army for several months, and I currenty hold the rank CO of the Special Boat Service, which thanks to my lovely squaddies has so far proven to be very fun. Having fun is what I believe to be the most important part of eRepublik - it is after all above all a game for all. always.



Despite not being a Nun, I do like to focus on having fun, and the drive for some fun has often influenced my ePolitical views, actions, and community groups. This is a game, and having fun is what it is all about. But beyond forum games and shouting bad knock knock jokes there are a few groups of people who can influence decisions made by the UK’s executive and by doing so generate more fun.

I am down to earth, and experienced. However, I am also fun - so if you vote me you know you have a good representative who you can get in touch with at anytime, and someone who can help generate more fun for the eUK, and for you.

If you want:
a) Someone cool & fun in HoC
b) Someone you can talk to about HoC in HoC
c) Someone experienced in HoC
d) Someone to point out that HoC stands for House of Commons in HoC
e) To be awesome

Then you need only do 1 thing on the 25th. - Vote for Mr Woldy in London.

Overall I am a pretty nice approachable guy, so if you have any questions simply click and ask.


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Thanks for reading.

OBE, KCVS, MC, HRH.
Formerly CP, SG, bunch of other stuffs