How to do the yaja

Day 1,802, 17:29 • Published in USA USA • by stewy

Just follow the 5 steps below and you too can be on your way to being one of the most.. um, let's say.. "controversial".. people in the game.

Step 1. Pick a person, and then repeatedly use their images in everything you write.


Step 2. Regardless of how much evidence is presented against you and anything you say, make sure to stick to your guns and claim it's all "elitist propoganda" and "LIES".

Step 3. Repeatedly continue to harass and "stalk" people via pm, irc, articles, and shouts. They don't answer you, try try and try again. Eventually they will break down and answer you right?


Step 4. Align yourself with people who will help you carry out your goals no matter the cost.

Step 5. Get used by the people in step 4 and get left off the ballot of the "party you helped build/are the face of"


Now, if all else fails, or you forget the steps, just be sure to EPIC FAIL at everything.