How I Boost the Economy

Day 2,581, 09:46 • Published in United Kingdom USA • by Jude Conners

Good day. I'm Jude Conners and I uhhh... want to talk to you for a few minutes about my uhhh... boring weekend that was uhhh... the direct result of uhhh... the stupidest move ever made by Plate.

I'm sure we all saw the ridiculous Boost The Economy Days update. You know, the one where Plato thought it would help the game by making most weapons and food worth half it's normal amount. Yeah, that's the one. How stupid, right? In the end, it was basically Plato telling us to go out and enjoy our weekend away from eRep. And that's just what I did.

First stop was a hunting ranch in the Canadian Macedonian region of Nunavut. There, I sipped on some sugar-free hot chocolate while enjoying the beautiful outside world. After a while, I went hunting moose and even bagged one. I had the antlers mounted as it set the hunting lodge record of the biggest moose killed in Canada FYROM.

Yeah... Look at Those Antlers

On the way back, I stopped in the gayest place on earth, Quebec. There, I sampled the local scene, which was comprised mostly Starbuck's Coffee houses and questionable dance clubs like The Blue Oyster Bar. Someone said that the best tossed salad in town was there, but I didn't dare to venture inside. I did, however, find this sandwich shoppe that made a mean Canadian Club. While I was there, I noticed a couple arguing so I went out and helped them.

It Feels Good to Help Married Gay Canadians

After helping the nice couple, I headed back to Europe and stopped briefly in The Netherlands. Not only are they the home of Peter Pan, but I can still pick up some pretty decent brownies in the "specialty" shops. When leaving one of the special shops, I noticed a killer statue outside so I snapped a picture of it. There was a Chinese Inscription on it that read : Ancient Chinese Sekrit... bazooka parts are 2 gold for 55 pieces. Use bazookas until the end of tomorrow. Get rid of your stacked inventory and get FF medals. Odd.

Europe: Where Everyone Is Smart, Slim, and Sexy

With my favorite Dutch agricultural product in tow, I headed back home. It was a busy few days, but did I ave some fun! Thank you, Plato... for a half-witted, pea-brained scheme that ruined fighting for the weekend. I can hardly wait until you screw something else up!


As always, it's been your pleasure. Now eat your damn oatmeal!

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