How I Boost the Economy
Jude Conners
Good day. I'm Jude Conners and I uhhh... want to talk to you for a few minutes about my uhhh... boring weekend that was uhhh... the direct result of uhhh... the stupidest move ever made by Plate.
I'm sure we all saw the ridiculous Boost The Economy Days update. You know, the one where Plato thought it would help the game by making most weapons and food worth half it's normal amount. Yeah, that's the one. How stupid, right? In the end, it was basically Plato telling us to go out and enjoy our weekend away from eRep. And that's just what I did.
First stop was a hunting ranch in the
Yeah... Look at Those Antlers
On the way back, I stopped in the gayest place on earth, Quebec. There, I sampled the local scene, which was comprised mostly Starbuck's Coffee houses and questionable dance clubs like The Blue Oyster Bar. Someone said that the best tossed salad in town was there, but I didn't dare to venture inside. I did, however, find this sandwich shoppe that made a mean Canadian Club. While I was there, I noticed a couple arguing so I went out and helped them.
It Feels Good to Help Married Gay Canadians
After helping the nice couple, I headed back to Europe and stopped briefly in The Netherlands. Not only are they the home of Peter Pan, but I can still pick up some pretty decent brownies in the "specialty" shops. When leaving one of the special shops, I noticed a killer statue outside so I snapped a picture of it. There was a Chinese Inscription on it that read : Ancient Chinese Sekrit... bazooka parts are 2 gold for 55 pieces. Use bazookas until the end of tomorrow. Get rid of your stacked inventory and get FF medals. Odd.
Europe: Where Everyone Is Smart, Slim, and Sexy
With my favorite Dutch agricultural product in tow, I headed back home. It was a busy few days, but did I ave some fun! Thank you, Plato... for a half-witted, pea-brained scheme that ruined fighting for the weekend. I can hardly wait until you screw something else up!
As always, it's been your pleasure. Now eat your damn oatmeal!
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Comments
EAT YOUR DAMN OATMEAL!!!
There's just no reason not to.
Instructions unclear. Crotch covered in oatmeal. Please advise.
Find a diabetic chick to clean that mess!
haha good traveling
I wish to visit Nunavut one day... Not sure which country permit I need.
I just showed them my Liberty Medical card
This is sausage. ..i mean, oatmeal to me
You love my sausage
Di A Bee Tus
Baaaaaaaa
Oatmeal for all!
It's good for you!
With cream and Blueberries?
ick no, with muscovado sugar
\o/
I have also been doing very little during 'Boost the economy days' (so it might be more like 'kill the economy days'), and with the money saved I can endorse your article! I don't see why I should use double of everything just because Plato thinks it's a good idea.
you do know that for every $ you endorse 1 goes to Plato do you 😛?
Well no I didn't.
sounds like the Dutch economy got a boost at least
I spent my weekend working in my companies to produce food and weapons, and not fighting or recovering energy because duh, that would cost twice as much as usual!
This should take care of the surplus supply problem in no time...
I spent my weekend on top of my friend whilst a stranger shoved his hand up my arse.
Diakun?
I prefer apples and brown sugar in my oatmeal.
That picture of beauty is England, not Netherlands. Looks like Liverpool to me. And I can assure you, nobody there knows what oatmeal, or blueberries, or moose are.
Well done to Plato though. That guy knows how to roll. Inspire citizens by pricing them out of the game, and hope they are crazy enough to stick around and continue paying! How many GTA 5s can you buy with a full pack of gold?
Oh...and needs more Dio 😉