DEAR PRIDLESS AMERIFAT
Dio Emerick
DEAR AMERIFATS. WHERE YOUR PRIDE IS NOW!? HUH?!!! YOU STUPID AMERIFATS ARE TOO STUPID EVEN TO HAVE PRIDE FOR YOUR OWN HAHAHAH!! IF I WAS AMERIFAT I WOULD STOP EATING SO MANY STUPID FAT-FILLED CHEEZEBURGERS THAT MAKE YOU SO FAT AND STUPID HAHA! MAYBE YOU FAT AMERIFATS CAN STOP FEEDING YOUR FAT ELITISTS BECAUSE ALL YOU AMERIFATS CARE ABOUT IS CC LIKE YOUR STUPID TAXES FAT!!!!!!!
IF I HAD A AAMERIFAT COME INTO MY STORE I SAY THIS
HAHAAHAHAHAHA
AMERIFATS ARE ONLY CONCERNED WITH STUPID FAT RESERVES THAT WILL NOT PROTECT THEM FROM ATTACKS THEY ARE ONLY CARE ABOUT SILLY LEADERBOARDS AND GO EACH DAY ASKING FOR MORE FAT-FILLED FAT INSTEAD OF HAVE PRIDE
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Fun you.
You Thai pig.
I'm p sure that's not a Thai, but old Emerick, RL American troll and former US CP. erepublik.com/en/article/amerifats-2330130/1/20
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Fun you too!
xD
finally to the stage in life that you feel comfortable cursing people online? let me know when your going to take the practice to RL...
Well what can I say George.
We must come from 2 different worlds.
I wish I could live in your polite, quaint little world where everybody sips sweet tea and goes around saying "ah shucks, and gosh darn".
But you see I came from a much more brutal world where we curse cause things aren't so delicate in reality.
As far as RL yeah say something stupid and or offensive to me and I wil curse you out to your face. No problem there. And if that person wants to escalate the situation,well I am happy to oblige. I am not a delicate flower or a special snowflake. Nor do I look for confrontation.
Now please stop clutching your pearls and take a little time out on your fainting couch. Maybe a nice mint julibe or whatever you folks drink down there will make you feel better.
That is one hell of a corpse you're desecrating.
I think that's actually the most disgusting thing about this.
It's practically digging up the corpse of a eAmerican founding father out of its tomb and raping it
Amerifat Emerick is back!
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No, seriously though.
Where are the Pizza Hotdogs?
Not sure, but there are hotdog pizzas now.
https://tribwxin.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/hot-dog-pizza.jpg
That's got to count for something, right?
This' an example: https://localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/pizza.jpg
Sweet, now all it needs is to be microwavable and layered between two boneless porkchops. I'm a marketing genius.
Only if your version is beer battered
I got first sub.
I'm not sure if this is good or bad...
How can you be sure that this is glorious leader?
I'm not. That's what makes it fun.
This is eRepublik at its finest here. 10/10, would read again.
Subbed I want more hot dog pizzas!!!
Voted for Finnish reference.
FIST
And somebody actually wrote this...
And paid 2g to have it published in eUS, lol and bought votes!
Bought votes, but this is the best article ever, who wouldn't vote for it?
lol
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/military-history-of-usa-colonial-wars-1620-1774--2546231/1/20 Vote
Hello, my name Borat very good meet you eh. Is you cousin also your sister?
Is it true that in Thailand, you can get a child prostitute for nickles on the dollar? Why aren't you at work, kid?
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I always know it will be stupid and illogical when I see this alert:
as George sTrolls replied to this comment.
I am never disappointed.
If that was true, this guy could be the real deal.
10/10.
WHY YOU HERE COMMENT YOU FATTEST AMERIFAT BIACH GO COUNT YOR SHECKELZ AND EAT MOAR PIZZA BURGER HOTDOGS STUPID FAT AMERIFAT WHALE FAT
MMM CHEEZEBURGERS
This seriously makes me so effing hungry.
With the dictatorship and taxes; I can't even argue with you.
We must be a bunch of lazy idiots.
The characters look like a cross between E.T. and a walrus.
HAI WHERE R UR HOTDOG PIZZAS KTHXSBYE
Nice try at an old gag Imi, but the US&A hasn't been the fattest country in the world for a few years now. That title has been usurped by your favorite neighbour: good ol' Mexico.
http://www.fitnessfrenzie.com/gallery/7091/top-10-fattest-countries-in-the-world/75930
You can check more reliable sources if you want, that's just the first one that popped up.
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a fat-filled hot-dog hamburger-pizza today! YUM!
11/10 Erepublik media at it's finest.
This was a really well thought out argument actually. I agree on both the ethical and financial fronts. Great job!
I laughed so hard I pee'd on your mothers face.
8/10 best article I've read on erep in years
Magnificent.
I am naked!
*yawn*