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DEAR PRIDLESS AMERIFAT

Day 2,831, 19:16 • Published in USA USA

• by Dio Emerick

DEAR AMERIFATS. WHERE YOUR PRIDE IS NOW!? HUH?!!! YOU STUPID AMERIFATS ARE TOO STUPID EVEN TO HAVE PRIDE FOR YOUR OWN HAHAHAH!! IF I WAS AMERIFAT I WOULD STOP EATING SO MANY STUPID FAT-FILLED CHEEZEBURGERS THAT MAKE YOU SO FAT AND STUPID HAHA! MAYBE YOU FAT AMERIFATS CAN STOP FEEDING YOUR FAT ELITISTS BECAUSE ALL YOU AMERIFATS CARE ABOUT IS CC LIKE YOUR STUPID TAXES FAT!!!!!!!

IF I HAD A AAMERIFAT COME INTO MY STORE I SAY THIS

HAHAAHAHAHAHA

AMERIFATS ARE ONLY CONCERNED WITH STUPID FAT RESERVES THAT WILL NOT PROTECT THEM FROM ATTACKS THEY ARE ONLY CARE ABOUT SILLY LEADERBOARDS AND GO EACH DAY ASKING FOR MORE FAT-FILLED FAT INSTEAD OF HAVE PRIDE

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shiloh13 Day 2,831, 19:39

Fun you.
You Thai pig.

New Faustian Man Day 2,832, 05:52

I'm p sure that's not a Thai, but old Emerick, RL American troll and former US CP. erepublik.com/en/article/amerifats-2330130/1/20

morningblur Day 2,832, 17:58

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shiloh13 Day 2,831, 19:40

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IznadSvih Day 2,831, 21:48

Fun you too!
xD

as George sTrolls Day 2,832, 08:42

finally to the stage in life that you feel comfortable cursing people online? let me know when your going to take the practice to RL...

shiloh13 Day 2,832, 11:33

Well what can I say George.
We must come from 2 different worlds.
I wish I could live in your polite, quaint little world where everybody sips sweet tea and goes around saying "ah shucks, and gosh darn".
But you see I came from a much more brutal world where we curse cause things aren't so delicate in reality.
As far as RL yeah say something stupid and or offensive to me and I wil curse you out to your face. No problem there. And if that person wants to escalate the situation,well I am happy to oblige. I am not a delicate flower or a special snowflake. Nor do I look for confrontation.
Now please stop clutching your pearls and take a little time out on your fainting couch. Maybe a nice mint julibe or whatever you folks drink down there will make you feel better.

Senryaku Day 2,831, 19:44

That is one hell of a corpse you're desecrating.

Aeriadne Day 2,831, 19:50

I think that's actually the most disgusting thing about this.

morningblur Day 2,832, 18:02

It's practically digging up the corpse of a eAmerican founding father out of its tomb and raping it

IznadSvih Day 2,831, 21:34

Amerifat Emerick is back!

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Dio Soryu Day 2,832, 00:39

No, seriously though.

Where are the Pizza Hotdogs?

RaccoonGoon Day 2,832, 01:14

Not sure, but there are hotdog pizzas now.

https://tribwxin.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/hot-dog-pizza.jpg

That's got to count for something, right?

Demonaire Day 2,832, 05:52

This' an example: https://localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/pizza.jpg

Dio Soryu Day 2,832, 07:00

Sweet, now all it needs is to be microwavable and layered between two boneless porkchops. I'm a marketing genius.

ScottCoyleSr Day 2,832, 08:51

Only if your version is beer battered

RaccoonGoon Day 2,832, 01:10

I got first sub.

I'm not sure if this is good or bad...

Senryaku Day 2,832, 05:24

How can you be sure that this is glorious leader?

RaccoonGoon Day 2,832, 11:03

I'm not. That's what makes it fun.

Illiguy Day 2,832, 05:37

This is eRepublik at its finest here. 10/10, would read again.

PilotPhil Day 2,832, 05:46

Subbed I want more hot dog pizzas!!!

TheJuliusCaesar Day 2,832, 05:50

Voted for Finnish reference.

Cthulhu.. Day 2,832, 06:05

FIST

Paul Proteus Day 2,832, 06:12

And somebody actually wrote this...

PilotPhil Day 2,832, 06:18

And paid 2g to have it published in eUS, lol and bought votes!

Lunete2.0 Day 2,832, 08:45

Bought votes, but this is the best article ever, who wouldn't vote for it?

Raven Anarcho Day 2,832, 06:21

lol

WhiteCaptain Day 2,832, 07:29

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/military-history-of-usa-colonial-wars-1620-1774--2546231/1/20 Vote

George Barker Day 2,832, 07:49

Hello, my name Borat very good meet you eh. Is you cousin also your sister?

Jude Connors Day 2,832, 08:16

Is it true that in Thailand, you can get a child prostitute for nickles on the dollar? Why aren't you at work, kid?

as George sTrolls Day 2,832, 08:41

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Jude Connors Day 2,832, 08:51

I always know it will be stupid and illogical when I see this alert:

as George sTrolls replied to this comment.

I am never disappointed.

Senryaku Day 2,832, 11:51

If that was true, this guy could be the real deal.

Oblige Day 2,832, 08:56

10/10.

IznadSvih Day 2,832, 09:41

WHY YOU HERE COMMENT YOU FATTEST AMERIFAT BIACH GO COUNT YOR SHECKELZ AND EAT MOAR PIZZA BURGER HOTDOGS STUPID FAT AMERIFAT WHALE FAT

Iamnameless Day 2,832, 09:56

MMM CHEEZEBURGERS

Dio Soryu Day 2,832, 10:28

This seriously makes me so effing hungry.

Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,832, 12:05

With the dictatorship and taxes; I can't even argue with you.
We must be a bunch of lazy idiots.

Illiguy Day 2,832, 13:05

The characters look like a cross between E.T. and a walrus.

GoopyPants Day 2,832, 13:38

HAI WHERE R UR HOTDOG PIZZAS KTHXSBYE

JyM23 Day 2,832, 15:32

Nice try at an old gag Imi, but the US&A hasn't been the fattest country in the world for a few years now. That title has been usurped by your favorite neighbour: good ol' Mexico.

http://www.fitnessfrenzie.com/gallery/7091/top-10-fattest-countries-in-the-world/75930

You can check more reliable sources if you want, that's just the first one that popped up.