Chuck Norris - The Interview

Day 1,682, 10:51 • Published in Romania Romania • by Real Vasi


English version below

Interviuri bezmetice - Interviu cu Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris. Un om care nu are nevoie de prezentare a realizat imposibilul: a terminat Erepublik, devenind astfel prima persoana din istoria jocului care a reusit sa faca asta.
O asemenea realizare nu putea trece neobservata. Tocmai de aceea am realizat acest interviu cu protagonistul.

Me: Felicitari pentru aceasta realizare unica! Cum ai reusit aceasta performanta aparent imposibila?

The Man: Felicitarile sunt de prisos. Era inevitabil. Tot ce-a trebuit sa fac a fost sa apas FIGHT. In acel moment mi-a aparut mesajul Game Finished si Congratulations, you ended the war in Irak as well.

Me: E adevarat ca atunci cand termini Erepublik iti apare pe monitor o imagine cu Plato fara barba?

The Man: Nu vreau sa divulg aceasta informatie. Pot doar sa spun ca, asa cum eu am un pumn in loc de barbie, el are un fund.

Me: E adevarat ca esti singura persoana din Erepublik care are optiunea "Stay invisible" la profil?

The Man: Daca era asa sunt sigur ca nu mi-ar fi putut vedea nimeni profilul. (Zambeste ironic)

Me: Cum ai aflat de Erepublik?

The Man: Dintr-o reclama ce mi-a aparut intr-un vis. Nu acord de obicei importanta viselor, insa a fost primul vis din viata mea care m-a facut sa tresar.

Me: Ce impresie ti-a lasat jocul?

The Man: Mi-a reamintit ca exista rau absolut in univers.

Me: E adevarat ca ai o clona pe nume Romper?

The Man: Nu-i adevarat. Am mai multe clone.

Me: Ce crezi ca ar trebui schimbat pentru a face jocul mai interesant?

The Man: Ar trebui sa se introduca Erepublik pe lista motivelor de divort.

Me: Ce ai de gand sa faci acum, referitor la activitatea ta de jocuri online?

The Man: Mi-am facut deja cont pe AssBook, unde joc FarmWife.

Me: Apropo de asta, e adevarat ca ai primit ban pe FarmVille deoarece cultivai marijuana in loc de plante obisnuite?

The Man: Poate ca da, poate ca nu. Nu mai stiu... Ma-ta?!

Me: Ce parere ai referitor la eternul conflict dintre eromani si eunguri?

The Man: Ar trebui sa uite de faptul ca oamenii nu sunt egali intre ei.

Me: E adevarat ca in lista de produse din marketplace iti apare Erepublik?

The Man: Nu. De cand am apasat buy nu-mi mai apare.

Me: Ai vreun sfat pentru jucatorii din Erepublik, fie noi sau vechi?

The Man: Nu.

Me: Multumesc pentru interviu. Sper ca nu te superi daca-l fac public?!

The Man: Treaba ta. Tu vei fi responsabil pentru eventualele efecte secundare garantate (printre care si moartea) provocate celor care-l vor citi.

Acest interviu este unul fictiv. Cel putin asa am fost obligat sa precizez.

P.S. In realitate asta iti apare pe ecran cand termini jocul:



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English version

Batty interviews - Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris - A man who needs no presentation has acomplished the imposible: he finished Erepublik, becoming the first person who did this.
Such such an accomplishment couldn't pass unseen. That's why I realised this interview.

Me: Congratulations for this unique accomplishment! How did you manage to do what seemed to be apparently impossible?

The Man: The congratulations are futile. It was inevitable. All I had to do was to push the FIGHT button. In that moment the message Game finished appeared to me as well as Congratulations, you ended the war in Irak as well!

Me: Is it true that when you finish Erepublik on your screen appears a image with Plato without his beard?

The Man: I don't want to share this info. All I can say is that, as I have a fist instead a chin, he has an ass.

Me: Is it true that you are the only person in Erepublik that has the option "Stay invisible" on his profile?

The Man: If it were true, than nobody could see my profile. (He smiles ironically)

Me: How did you find out about Erepublik?

The Man: From a commercial that appeared in my dreams. I usually dont rely on dreams, but this was the first dream that made me startle.

Me: What impression did the game leave on you:

The Man: It reminded me that pure evil exists in universe.

Me: Is it true that you have a clone named Romper?

The man: No it's not true. I have several clones.

Me: What do you think needs to be changed in order to make the game more interesting?

The man: They should introduce Erepublik on the list of divorce reasons.

Me: What do you inted to do now, regarding you online gaming activity?

The Man: I already made an account on AssBook, where I play FarmWife.

Me: That reminds me, is it true that you were banned from FarmVille for growing weed instead of usual plants?

The Man: Maybe yes, maybe no. I don't know... Your momma?!

Me: What is you opinion regarding the eternal conflict between eromanians and ehungarians?

The Man: They should forget the fact that humans are not equal.

Me: Is it true that in your marketplace appears Erepublik?

The Man: No. Not since I clicked the buy button.

Me: Do you have any advice for the Erepublik players, new or old?

The Man: No.

Me: Thank for the interview. I hope you don't mind if I make it public?!

The Man: Your call. You will be responsible for the eventual guaranteed side effects (including death) among the readers.

This interview is fictional. At least this is what I was forced to say.

P.S. This is what really appears on your screen when you finish the game:



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