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Smif Facts [Ministerul Media]
1. If you are his friend, be careful. Smifs shouts can cause your wellness to drop by 5 points. And that is if he’s in a cheery mood...
2. The only solutions to any county’s border security is an MPP with Smif, personnaly.
3. Smifs personal productivity exceeds the GDP of many small countries in the New World.
4. If Smif moves to a region, it automatically becomes high productive in all raw materials.
5. Smif, on average, is abut 7.342,00% more effective than a Defence System Q5.
6. Smifs military strength has already exceeded the maximum of 65535 but due to the fact that Erepublik cannot work with bigger numbers, it displays a reseted countdown.
7. Smif does not consume food. Instead, he is highly dependant on high amounts of iron Q5. Allegedly, there are 2 iron companies in Podolia especially designated to still his hunger...
8. Smifs presence in an enemy region instantly destroys its Defence System. Because there is no defence against Smif.
9. Smif can start a resistance war even if the region already belongs to its original owner country.
10. The Romanian Q5 weapons industry is designated exclusively for Smif. He has to take at least 4-5 weapons in every fight, in order for these not to melt in his hands like chocolate. He uses lower quality weapons for snacks, between fights.
11. Smif does not own a house. He doesn’t need a wellness boost, because there is no known method to decrease his wellness.
12. Atlantis and PEACE are there just for Smifs amusement. Although he could take them down single-handedly, he decided that its really cute when little people play army...
13. V1 got a lot better because bugs (like all creatures) are too terrified by Smifs wrath to make an appearance.
14. Admins wanted to declare Smif as a country, but realized that this would lead to the iminent dissapearance of any other national form of organization in the New World...
15. Smif can break his victims' “revive character” button and there is nothing admins can do about it.
16. One bug the admins can’t fix is Smif moving around without a moving ticket...
17. If you log in on Smif's account and buy gold you would have 3 payment methods: Pay-Pal, Credit Card and Smif. The las one, of course, is free of charge.
18. When Smif clicks the Contact button all the admins shit their pants and Alexis Bonte has a heart atack!
19. Smif is the only soldier in eRepublik who gets a 5/5 supershot by pressing the skip button
20. In the second day, Dio spoke and said "ZA WARUDO". Then Smif answered "Say please!
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dsalageanu (with some help from Shadow Figure)
2. The only solutions to any county’s border security is an MPP with Smif, personnaly.
3. Smifs personal productivity exceeds the GDP of many small countries in the New World.
4. If Smif moves to a region, it automatically becomes high productive in all raw materials.
5. Smif, on average, is abut 7.342,00% more effective than a Defence System Q5.
6. Smifs military strength has already exceeded the maximum of 65535 but due to the fact that Erepublik cannot work with bigger numbers, it displays a reseted countdown.
7. Smif does not consume food. Instead, he is highly dependant on high amounts of iron Q5. Allegedly, there are 2 iron companies in Podolia especially designated to still his hunger...
8. Smifs presence in an enemy region instantly destroys its Defence System. Because there is no defence against Smif.
9. Smif can start a resistance war even if the region already belongs to its original owner country.
10. The Romanian Q5 weapons industry is designated exclusively for Smif. He has to take at least 4-5 weapons in every fight, in order for these not to melt in his hands like chocolate. He uses lower quality weapons for snacks, between fights.
11. Smif does not own a house. He doesn’t need a wellness boost, because there is no known method to decrease his wellness.
12. Atlantis and PEACE are there just for Smifs amusement. Although he could take them down single-handedly, he decided that its really cute when little people play army...
13. V1 got a lot better because bugs (like all creatures) are too terrified by Smifs wrath to make an appearance.
14. Admins wanted to declare Smif as a country, but realized that this would lead to the iminent dissapearance of any other national form of organization in the New World...
15. Smif can break his victims' “revive character” button and there is nothing admins can do about it.
16. One bug the admins can’t fix is Smif moving around without a moving ticket...
17. If you log in on Smif's account and buy gold you would have 3 payment methods: Pay-Pal, Credit Card and Smif. The las one, of course, is free of charge.
18. When Smif clicks the Contact button all the admins shit their pants and Alexis Bonte has a heart atack!
19. Smif is the only soldier in eRepublik who gets a 5/5 supershot by pressing the skip button
20. In the second day, Dio spoke and said "ZA WARUDO". Then Smif answered "Say please!
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dsalageanu (with some help from Shadow Figure)
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Ce dracu e circu asta ma ?
Exact ca aseara, stiu ca este o gluma, dar nu stiu daca sa ma enervez sau sa rad. Sentimente contradictorii...
Am ajuns subiect de fabule ...
Hai ca ma duc la inventar si revin sa ma iau de voi in cateva ore.
oooo daa )) bagati si poezi , povesti ...etc...
oare ce are lumea cu smif ?
) foarte tare.
AHAhahaHAHaHahaha a hAHAH ahA hahAh ah )))) muahahhahah . foarte tare frate !
Felicitari. Cu ingaduinta voastra le voi publica in ziuarul din Ungaria.
...s-a prostit Ministeru' Media... asta e... pacat...
and smif counted to infinity.twice
nice one dragos. to sure all people apriciate it
L-am publicat si in presa din Ungaria precum am promis
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/smif-facts-696442/1
Zoli
@Zoli: si ce parere au avut?
chiar asa ce zic aia acolo )
daca va luati de mine ca am scris asta, ma enervez rau de tot.
) genial!
hai ca unele sunt funny:P
+1
When someone masturbates God kills a kitten, but when God masturbates smif kills a lion )
Pe bune ca e tare rau descrierea. Eu insa astept inca articolul lui smif referitor la noul calcul al productivitaii, si noi solutii pt firmele romanesti din strainatate cu licente de eRomania. De cateva zile imi tot promite articolul, si inca nu l-am vazut.
Deci smif nu este nici atotputernic nici omniprezent
Pentru cei care ati ratat bancul zilei:
-Cu cine a tinut smif la alegerile din SUA?
-Cu Barracks Obama! )
1.Smif played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
2.Smifs tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
3.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears smif pajamas.
4.Fact: smif doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
@smif: tot respectul pt tine pt tot ce ai facut si faci in continuare pt eRomania, nu-i baga in seama, sunt doar invidiosi.
Cat de tare eeee ))
haios
Mort de ras.
super funny, indeed..good job )
mickeyD, inseamna ca a sustinut pe cine trebuie, cum se vede acesta a castigat! barracks is president!
Si in USA a castigat tot Barrack Obama. S-o fi inspirat de acolo ??
Voted.
Smif, n-ai de ce sa te superi, sunt funny.
Yeap, articolul asta il face mai cool decat Dio Brando. Dar lui Smif nu ii place de pakistanezi si Dio. Eh, noua ne place
hahaha sunt chiar bune.. votat )
Daca aveam CEL MAI MIC dubiu ca Smif s-ar putea supara pe articolul asta, nu il scriam. Nah, stiu ca are o perioada cretina, si poate ca nu are nervi de dumele mele, da asta e...
Anyway, cand Dio Brando o sa ajunga maresal si o sa dea jos 30.000 points pe zi, sau cand Dio o sa isi aduca contributia in numere cu 2 cifre la productivitatea natiunii lui, sa caste gura. Pana atunci:
"In the second day, Dio spoke and said "ZA WARUDO". Then Smif answered "Say please!"
mortal... ar trebui sai ridicam statui la fiecare colt de strada iar fata sa sa fie pe toate capacele de canal
oricum... chiar si putin exagerat, articolul arata ca smif e unul dintre stalpii eRomaniei
un singur comentariu am: asskissing la greu. nora pt mama incepe sa para ceva mai inteligent.
Nah, stiu ca are o perioada cretina, si poate ca nu are nervi de dumele mele, da asta e..
da de ce am eu o perioada cretina?
nu m-am suparat, nu aveam cum la cat am ras.
dar de ce am eu o perioada cretina ?!
@Smif: Pai.. eu as avea o perioada cretina, daca as citi articolele mainstream din ultimele 3 zile, in care oamenii de bine ai eRomaniei se defecau in capul tuturor care au luptat pentru Romania si tarau prin noroi proiecte la care s-au muncit nopti si in care s-au investit tone de energie si talent. Mie mi-a venit sa emigrez la un moment dat, Shadow Figure chiar a facut-o, stiu ca nici Mihai nu era departe si ma gandesc ca si tu citesti presa din Erepublik cu lamaile la-ndemana.
@Mihai84: mey baiete, eu nu ma implic in procesele buzifundiste de care amintesti. Si daca se mai intampla, sa stii ca ma aflu de cealalta parte a fundului...
@All: Despite how the Romanian Media depicted hin, Smif is not a tank. He is some sort of supercarrier on steroids...
I don't do big damage on a fight. I am just fast, and do maybe 3 or 4 fights while others manage to finish one.
I'm not a tank, I am a fast car. Armed and ready for a drive-by!
Or a drive-through enemy walls
) ) You forgot this one:
#19: His brain is a Satellite navigation system. Jimmy Carter wants him dead. He never blinks. But all we know is that his name is Smif.
Super tare ))
bravo )
chiar haios....mai scoateti inca vreo cateva si iese si un site, la fel ca cel din care s-au inspirat oamenii cu aceste zicale:)
foarte tare:))"Barracks Obama")
foarte inspirat )
ROFL.Votat!
Voi realizati ca astea sunt copiate dupa Chuck Norris facts, nu?
4 Kralizec323: nu conteaza, oricum sunt super-haioase si chiar i se potrivesc lui smif...
)
@Kralizec: uita-te la poza de sus.
another one:
smif is the only soldier in eRepublik who gets a 5/5 supershot by pressing the skip button
@ghishae: ) tare asta.
lol
ghisae knows best
@ghishae: owned )
smif Chuck Norris din erepublik. super tare . felicitari pt articol. si FELICITARI SMIF ca ai ajuns asa faimos
Smif poate sa imparta la zero
Smifule , dar esti "un semi-zeu" p`aici bv tata . Fa u ca toate lucrurile sa mearga bine !
"Smif poate sa imparta la zero "
LOL
De ce nu e Chuck Norris renumit in joc?
Nu i-a dat voie smif.
smif rullz.
Cand smif se uita in oglinda nu apare nimic. Este imposibil sa fie si un al 2-lea smif
4 gabyyy: ) ) )
Tare ce a scris Victor
nu ma mai satur sa citesc asta )
smif dude, you're the star!
@gabyyy - LMAO ))
@krazilec323: da man, toata lumea realizeaza. Dar, subliniez faptul ca nu am scris platitudini de genu "Smif can slam a revolving door" ci am cautat sa scriu new facts, adaptate la lumea noua. Deci, nu e copiat nimic...
Mai lipseste sa distribuiti tricouri cu Smif Facts )
WWSD (What Would Smif Do)?
WWSD: Tips and Guidelines to a better eRepublik experience , collectors edition . Warning, reading this may cause all character stats to go up by +10 and receive a free tea set, for the blood of your enemies, as ilustrated in Chapter 6 : "How would Smif save economy, forever"
Si cu asta sper ca am evitat platitudinile mai sus mentionate :">
you are strange
fantastic )) ar trebui difuzat international ca sa se sperie toti de smif si sa se predea eRomaniei )
genial )
)
genial