As The eRep Turns [Updates: OMS / EZC]

Day 1,597, 13:32 • Published in USA Canada • by Thedillpickl

Pickle's Patriots & the Pickle Party present:



Late breaking news!

> This just in... Outgoing Pres. Oblige concocts way to bring favored militias in to government funded military before trashing the OMS. Read this.

> More news! Oblige backs down on militia/military merger! Link to Congressional discussion.

> EZC feels the sting. Read what Gnilraps has to say here.




Hi Kids!

Well, it's been about a month since I've written anything, so I guess I'm due. Perfect timing too, just what you needed, another political article right before the CP election! 😃




Where To Start?



First let's rewind to last month, shall we? Israel Stevens was implicated with the six small party PTO's by Henry Pfeiffer's USWP. Chickensguys was a tool used to tie up the USMP (formerly the Lib's) endorsement and then direct votes by way of his avatar on election day. Zowie! Lotsa crap flyin' around because of these. I still say Israel was duped.

Next we have Rainy Sunday, or no... wait... no we don't have Rainy Sunday, she resigned as SoH and* from Congress. Oblige helped show her the door. What a gentleman. Kind of reminds me of how Kara Beth was helped by her friends. (Oops! Did I say that out loud?)

*[Editors Note: Thanks to Ariovistus for the correction.]

On to the international scene... Chile bad! Argentina good! Why? Because Oblige makes snuggle face at Clorofila and she winks back at him! LOL and BTW, Bulgaria is bad too. Who is this Oblige bloke anyway? He stumbles into Terra and starts kicking countries around like soccer (excuse me) footballs.

Finally, let's clean house, shall we? Jude and Custer don't fit with the "IN" crowd anymore. They severed their purpose, but as all good investigative reporters, they can only be used for so long before they get wise and start to question things.




Now On To Today's Headlines



What the hell JD? To his credit, Joseph Dinero does not spread the blame around in his recent article explaining why he's no longer in April's POTUS contest. He deserves respect from everyone for that.

I don't care what people's opinion of my words are, so I will state the obvious. This is the first time JD has ran a POTUS campaign. He doesn't know all the ins and outs by heart. He failed to check on procedure regarding candidacy requirements, specifically the effect of switching party's and the deadline to candidate for CP. For that he has paid the price.

My musings now turn to the why and how of it. My nostrils detect a foul stench, the smell of sabotage. This is only supposition of course, so bear that in mind when you comment/complain below. It sure seems kinda funny to make the last second switch to the Fed's because they are a bigger party than BoL, and hence would provide more 2-clicker votes. If these strategist were smart enough to figure that out why were they stupid enough not to do it sooner or in the first place? Nope, to me this reeks of a set up job.




So What?


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So what indeed! Typical eUS politics, right? Well yes & no. You have to realize I've been watching this from the outside for awhile now. I am not caught up with furthering my cause or promoting anything. (Although I am fond of Pickle's Patriots.) I've removed myself from politics but not isolated myself from it's observation. I still see/hear what's going on.

I don't wish to provide fodder for a debate I don't want to have. Just let it be know that there are people controlling things and you may not like what they have planned for you. (I'm not talking about the elitist shit either, so forget that argument.)




OK I'm Done

Yes, Thedillpickl is mad, insane even. I'm off my rocker, dazed and confused. That's fine, you all go back to yer fake eLives with your important ePositions and be glamorous. When the walls close in and there is no way out remember this, I'm already on the outside. GL to you.

I've said my piece, so what do you think?