[WTP Congress] Why WTP? I'll tell ya.
Talostastic
I am Talostastic, and I am skating my way to a Sixth term in Congress.
WTP recently finished their Party Primary and with almost no effort on my part, I stumbled into 1st place. This is absolutely humbling for me, and more than a little bit of an ego boost.
As such, I am dedicating this article to WTP's Congressional Hopefuls. We're a varied bunch, and we very rarely agree even with eachother. That makes us an important factor in Congress. You have the parties who vote mostly in Blocs. WTP isn't very good at that. With our mixture of opinions (and our share of antagonizers), we are a swing vote party, whose votes can be swayed to the side of what actually makes sense, short and long term, rather than a Party Line vote.
"But Talostastic", you say, no doubt incensed that I would paint such a picture of my party, "How do I know that my vote will get in the swing vote that I want to get the issue pushed forward that I support?" That's an excellent question, you don't! When you vote for WTP, you don't vote in favor of silly little things like Work Tax, or petty, 12 page fights over issues 2 years past. You vote for the type of people who find a way to mitigate some of the damage caused by events past. You vote for people who will vote for what they think is best for all of us, short and long-term.
So, on the 25th, vote We The People, for a stronger community, a stronger eCountry, and more cocaine-fueled stripper parties
Comments
This is beautiful. Voted, so hard.
INSURGIO~
THIS, is why I am WTP.
WE
THE
KITTIES!
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"...more cocaine-fueled stripper parties"
If someone such as myself were to holiday in the US and this person were to bring a few buckets of fresh maple syrup to pour on the strippers, could we forgo any nasty immigration hassles at the border?
Well, if you're just visiting, you should be okay. I've never had any troubles getting into the States from Canada. They might hassle you about the syrup though. Exportation of goods and all.
I'll accidentally leave a 20 on the bucket.
That should cover it.
Should all your syrup be confiscated, I'm sure you'd understand.
~INSURGIO~~
I find it amusing that the party of CHS is arguing that your votes are swayed by 'what makes sense'.
Fluffer,
I find it amusing that you claim you're not fueling a vendetta.
I also find it amusing that you claim that when the UK was a Serbian Ally that being a UK PP, UK Congress member and a member of the UK foreign affairs team was not harmful to America.
The burden falls to you to demonstrate harm, CHS.
The being UK PP and UK Congress can be looked up anyone, the rest is all conducted behind closed doors in secret; problem with that is you can't prove you weren't anti American.....
"Can be", "share of antagonizers" (which I'm pretty sure isn't an actual word).
Truth in advertising, but also politiks.
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INSURGIO~