[vCP] A shiny piece of well-earned gold

Day 3,156, 04:48 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Deputy Prime Minister

Hello.

A couple of days ago the venerable office of the UK Deputy Prime Minister and Governor-General of Jamaica hastily threw together a random draw subscribe-and-we-might-throw-some-coins-at-you competition type thing. All in the interests of UK community spirit, obviously.

I’m delighted to now be able to spend more time than is frankly necessary concluding the competition, drawing the winner and announcing the prize.

So, without further ado…

The people who successfully fulfilled the extremely simple entry requirements by subscribing, commenting with their subscription number and - crucially - endorsing the article are:



So, a swift dash over to www.random.org to run the numbers 1 to 10 through their random number generator gives us the result...



Or, in layman’s terms, the winner is…


Congratulations! In the grandest traditions of the eUK, you’ve won a shiny gold coin for doing almost nothing. Spend it wisely my friend.



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All endorsements received by this office will be spent on rum and old Trojan records re-distributed in amusing and creative ways.