[MoP] Peas in our Thyme
Kaminarinote
A message from the Minister of Propaganda
I must admit, I have a soft spot for the eUSA. They were very kind to me so long ago, shortly after I decided to betray the eCanadian community with the words "USA? A-OKAY". The Federalists were particularly kind, even though I repeatedly referred to their leader as the Sliver Queen, both in public and private. They gave me a chance, which is something most eCanadians won't even do most days, and let me become a member of SHIELD and be a member of their media department. This may not stand for all Americans, but in general they were quite kind. Hoplite in particular, what a sex god.
Now, yes, traditionally they've invaded us repeatedly, wiped us without mercy, publicly derided our community as backwards and silly, made no attempts at reconciliation, humiliated us, schemed against us, attempted to politically take us over multiple times, and siphoned members of our community off like an alien spaceship...but other than that, the relations between our great nations have been no less than cordial and friendly. A lesser government would see the weakness in the American community as a positive thing, a delightful schism that can at best be exploited and at worst made for comedy fodder. Not this regime! We here in the December 2015 cabinet value our role as partners in North America, and take it seriously.
To this end, the following offer is open: any American living in fear of the strife their country is currently experiencing is welcome to defect to eCanada! We have good food, warm beds, and - surprisingly - political cohesion. Like Operation Paperclip, your talents can soon be used for mutual profit. Come one, come all! This is your chance to begin again, in a golden land of opportunity! The grass is greener on this side. And to my fellow Canadians: join me in revelling in this chance for closeness! Look upon the American situation as a challenge to be overcome, and be grateful your leadership is strong enough both to keep the nation together, and welcome these refugees. Other than in every way possible, the American is not so different than you or I. Think of them as our goateed cousins to the South. The chance for kind-hearted hegemony is here, and it's in our hands to make it so.
- B.L
Comments
Wait a second... Canada has political cohesion? How'd you pull that off? Did it have something to do with a large ape?
It mostly involved almost everyone dying
Some of us resent that statement.
Go, go, go! Keep on churning out walls of frenetic attention seeking text Brucey!
How long can he keep it up?!
(Sorry, so cynical, but sometimes you've gotta be)
You are level 69.
Checkmate, atheists.
Long live AFA! o7
😃
When I joined the game Canada and USA had the original Bro-Alliance. Strongest ties in the game.
Info found here http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Contract:Brolliance
It worked great for Canada. We would stir the crap like usual, get ourselves into a huge mess and the USA would bail us out. Eventually the US got tired of it.
On the other hand we would always NE any enemy that came their way the first chance we got even when it was certain suicide.
The US stil owes Canada 12345 gold for breaking the agreement.
Yeah, I joined when the eUS was down to just Florida, I didn't realize when I rejoined this game that the two nations didn't love each other anymore.
The good ole days when eCan could be counted on to yolo any stranger who stumbled within NE range of her.
That was the eCan I loved