[JT] day 2,437: Presidential Interview
Mr.Jtmedz
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
-Jerry Seinfeld
Today’s features:
( A ) The eJapanese Plan: Interview with our President
( B ) The eJapanese Man: Interview with Lisac the Philosopher, a citizen from Hokkaido
( C ) A Media Fab: “Hey”
( A ) The eJapanese Plan: Interview with our President
Japan is seen as our Natural Enemy. Of course we would attack Japan, as it being demanded in our DOD 3 days ago as “Critical”. Because America currently holds the top 5 military units in all of eRepublik, America is one of the most respected and possibly feared countries.
In order to fully understand the matter at hand, communicated none other than our presiden, dmjohnston.
*I personally thought deer was food
Proof of Conversation
( B ) The eJapanese Man: Interview with Lisac the Philosopher, a citizen from Hokkaido
Its been 3 days since the DOD to attack Hokkaido was issued. It almost seemed as if the attack was a situation considering our many attempts to take it over. As this went on for days with our superior’s orders to fight at all cost Hokkaido remains liberated to this day. Since our attacks started, it crossed my mind how the enemy is treating this. In an attempt to contact a eJapanese Hokkaido citizen, I received cooperation from Lisac the Philosopher. Lisac has been a citizen since august 2011. It should be noted that Lisac was not paid in any way for this information.
Lisac the Philosopher
What has changed no that Hokkaido?
Do you think the Liberation of Hokkaido will lead to more war or was Japan just after Hokkaido?”
2) nothing (special).
3) maybe, but probably not."
shortly, problem is in mentality of players in ejapan. After congress elections, probably, we would lose all our teritories (it's history).”
These are just the words of one man. Whether we believe them or not is up us as individuals of the eStates.
( C ) A Media Fab: “Hey”
Recently, a trending form of media has spread through eUS. Citizens that have participated, in what can be described as “General F***ery” or “Derp-ocity”, are SColbert, Oblige, and, Derphoof. We can expect more of this comical or “derp-icly influencing” articles to occur, or die out. Give thanks to these members for bringing smiles to eUS.
*Hey - SColbert
*Ehy - Oblige
*Hey - Derphoof
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Comments
It's possible I was high when I said weapons instead of food....
And voted.
It happens XD and thank you
excellent work
Those Military Units are the top 5 of USA not the top 5 of world 🙁 !
And also I don't think we are one of the most feared countries as long as we hardly manage to keep 10th place http://prntscr.com/45twem !
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quality article
Totally subbed for more 😁
Voted and subbed.
Keep it up.