[JT] day 2,437: Presidential Interview

Day 2,437, 18:02 • Published in USA USA • by Mr.Jtmedz


"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
-Jerry Seinfeld


Today’s features:
( A ) The eJapanese Plan: Interview with our President
( B ) The eJapanese Man: Interview with Lisac the Philosopher, a citizen from Hokkaido
( C ) A Media Fab: “Hey”



( A ) The eJapanese Plan: Interview with our President

Japan is seen as our Natural Enemy. Of course we would attack Japan, as it being demanded in our DOD 3 days ago as “Critical”. Because America currently holds the top 5 military units in all of eRepublik, America is one of the most respected and possibly feared countries.



In order to fully understand the matter at hand, communicated none other than our presiden, dmjohnston.

Mr. Jtmedz wrote:
“I was wondering why is Hokkaido viewed as critical. What gain do we have get?”

dmjohnston wrote:
“Hokkaido is a deer region to complete our 100% weapons bonus.”

*I personally thought deer was food

Mr. Jtmedz wrote:
“Okay so its for the sake of getting a weapons bonus. But what would be our next step after claiming Hokkaido?”

dmjohnston wrote:
“The Natural Enemy mechanic in addition to granting a 10% dmg bonus allows us to declare war for free, instead of costing 10000 dollars. That's why we declared them as our natural enemy. Once we retake Hokkaido, we'll capture Tohuku as well (it's a Fish region that provides a good backup for our Food bonus), and since Japan will have no regions, the war will be closed and we can set our Natural Enemy elsewhere. Then we'll just have to hold the regions until the determination need to be reset and do the same thing again.”


Proof of Conversation



( B ) The eJapanese Man: Interview with Lisac the Philosopher, a citizen from Hokkaido

Its been 3 days since the DOD to attack Hokkaido was issued. It almost seemed as if the attack was a situation considering our many attempts to take it over. As this went on for days with our superior’s orders to fight at all cost Hokkaido remains liberated to this day. Since our attacks started, it crossed my mind how the enemy is treating this. In an attempt to contact a eJapanese Hokkaido citizen, I received cooperation from Lisac the Philosopher. Lisac has been a citizen since august 2011. It should be noted that Lisac was not paid in any way for this information.

Lisac the Philosopher
Mr. Jtmedz wrote:
“What does the liberation of Hokkaido mean to japan?
What has changed no that Hokkaido?
Do you think the Liberation of Hokkaido will lead to more war or was Japan just after Hokkaido?”

Lisac wrote:
“1) mean nothing to japan.
2) nothing (special).
3) maybe, but probably not."

Mr. Jtmedz wrote:
“Can you explain why the liberation meant nothing for Japan?”

Lisac wrote:
“if you were a ejapanese, you would understand.
shortly, problem is in mentality of players in ejapan. After congress elections, probably, we would lose all our teritories (it's history).”


These are just the words of one man. Whether we believe them or not is up us as individuals of the eStates.


( C ) A Media Fab: “Hey”

Recently, a trending form of media has spread through eUS. Citizens that have participated, in what can be described as “General F***ery” or “Derp-ocity”, are SColbert, Oblige, and, Derphoof. We can expect more of this comical or “derp-icly influencing” articles to occur, or die out. Give thanks to these members for bringing smiles to eUS.

*Hey - SColbert

*Ehy - Oblige

*Hey - Derphoof

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