Women, Alcohol, and Charity!
beerman616
So, I'm going to write this article in the best way I know how to get subscribers. Hot women and booze(beer too of course)!
Oh, and did I mention that for every vote this article gets I will donate $20 USD to the Department of Interior to use for either Bewbs 4 Newbs or Meals on Wheels!
!!BONUS!!
Silly me, did I forget to mention that I will also donate 4 Q6 tanks to the Civilian Military Unit for each NEW subscriber that this article receives through Day 1,530! Subs at the time of print were 18.
**Special thanks to Technician for a generous donation of Weapons!
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WHPR- check out the new grab bags!
You know who gets the most girls...
Military men...
Bad ass, right?
Not gonna lie, that's kinda hot! Amirite?
And a great whiskey that is largely unknown...
And my favorite gal...
Well that was enjoyable for everyone.
Now for a very important part...
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National Guard
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(one of my favorite branches!)
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I'm very interested in helping other papers advertise here if you are willing to exchange links and help me whore myself out too!
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-- Benjamin Franklin
Regards,
Beerman616
Shout it:
Women, Alcohol, and Charity! What more do you need?!
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Comments
Who likes Women and booze while spending my money?
lol \o/
v,s
Pretty sure you forgot the Avengers. An MU actually run by a RL military man.
> Women, Alcohol, and Charity!
Three things I feel strongly about.
Top-shelf article - voted!
v+s
v & s
heh
Abnormally large thumb in the third pic.
Voted.
v&s&s
Nice Taps
Seals Like it Wet! FTW!
Plenty of RL Mil. in ST6 too!
Tappity tappity.
V23
S34
welcome back!
Thank you! Keep the Votes and Subs coming!
Publius:
I didn't notice the thumb
f*ck charity
Welcome back, Beerman!
Badass rocks !
i fucking love beer
I've been subbed for years. Voted though.
the thumbs kinda creeping me out : /
v 48, s 46
boobies.
Good to see you once again!
v+s MI!!! \o/
mmmm, beeer. V+S
We're in the Top 10! Now let's shoot for the TOP 5!!!
Cool cool cool cool KEEEWWWLLLL. eUS Military FTW. Some interesting pictures in here, too...
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S 57
TOP 5!!!
V
lol
sikişirim
içki ve kadın, 2si de beni anlatıyor. oyhşş😃
v83 s67
\o/
Well without a doubt you can tell most of those chicks are southern bred 😉
semper fi do or die OORAH
Nothing quite like binge-drinking German lesbians to sell an article.
Votado, for deep, serious content.
Katzenjammer