White House Press Release- Oct 30

Day 1,075, 13:16 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
Eugene Harlot does not need a weapon to kill enemy units. He simply points at them and says bang you’re dead



Quick Updates

Welcome to the October 30th WHPR. Todays article was written by Gulden Draak.

Operation Russian Freedom

A University on the Rise ?

Operation Monkey Business is a go

Let’s get started



Quick Links

- Talk with people on IRC so you can make more friends within the game . Click here to find out how you can make that possible.
- BORED? Join the Training Corps. Fight for your country!
-Military not your thing? We are currently looking for volunteers who are willing to improve the strength of our nation. Join the eUS Department of Human Resources and make yourself useful.
- Need food? Meals on Wheels has you covered. Sign up for free food here.
- Are you stuck in Russia and need to get home? If you are poor and can’t afford tickets please contact the Flying Unicorn Squadron so that we can get you home.



Operation Russian Freedom

My dear brothers, you may have noticed that Far Eastern Russia better known as Far Western Alaska has once again fallen under the dreaded force of Communism. We fought hard my friends, and though we may have lost this particular battle the war for Russian freedom from the grips of Communism is far from over. We have been assured that a candidate will rise out of Russia this Presidential Election and he will lead Russia out of Communism. In order to relieve mother Russia from its pain we need all able citizens to move to Russia to vote in this Presidential Election to free the poor Russian children once and for all. Russia needs our help my friends. We cannot let Russia suffer from low wages and unemployment while we sit here fat and happy. The Russian children need our help. If you would like to help in this most noble cause, please contact Rod Damon so that you can receive free tickets to move to Russia and help liberate it from its Communist oppressors. You are doing a noble deed my friends.



A University on the Rise

Are you new and do you wish there was a place you could learn the in and outs of the game? Are you an older player who is interested in helping new players learn the in and outs? Well we may have just the opportunity for you. That is right my friends, we are currently in the works to bring back North American University (NAU). To run an effective university we need both students and teachers. So if are young and want to learn or if you are old and want to teach we will welcome you with open arms. All interested parties are encouraged to contact Blank Keating for more information.



Monkey see, monkey do, monkey pee all over you

Just kidding we are not going to pee on you. However, it is my great pleasure to announce the return of Operation Monkey Business (OM😎 which will be running until Sunday from 15:00 erepublik time until reset. For those unfamiliar with OMB the basics are WE GIVE YOU FREE STUFF. That is right completely free food and weapons. There is no excuse for not taking part in this. The even better part is that once you have gotten your free stuff you can reapply again. Seriously you guys, there is no reason to not take part in this. In order to receive your free stuff please fill out this form and you will be given your goodies. Remember this deal only lasts until Sunday and only runs from 15:00 erep time to reset so sign up today and get some stuff FO’ FREE.




Well that is all from the White House at this point in time. Remember to get to Russia to aid in the liberation effort. Other than that have a Happy Halloween.

Signed,

The White House