White House Press Release - Oct. 18

Day 1,063, 19:47 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
“Eugene Harlot once cried because he realized he was too amazing. His tears sunk all the boats in the New World. And that is why there are no navies.”



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And now for a special WHPR from Athanaric: Indos and Blockers and Surveys, oh my!

For That Special Someone

Your favorite murderous midget is here to deliver your today’s dose of dominance.

As part of our President’s glorious vision, we are going to take Indonesia. It’s gonna be hard, it’s gonna be fast, and she ain’t gonna like it one bit.

But that is what makes it fun.


Like fish in a barrel

Our military is in full mobilization, with tactical strike groups making their way across the oceans of the world. From our newly finished bases on the Malaysian Peninsula, our carriers and amphibious assault vehicles draw ever closer to the virgin shores of Indonesia, awaiting the time when they may let loose their volley of furry against this dormant foe.



Our success, as always, will depend upon our will to be involved. All citizens are urged to stay alert and to ready to deploy into whatever zone of combat the war will reign in.

With the situation in India under control, our full efforts and might will be laid upon this new front. And they will hear our thunder before they ever see their end.


The calm before the storm

Keep posted with orders, stay stocked up on ammo, and lets rawr till the shores shine red.



PTO Blocking Power


Yeah, it’s kinda like that

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What getting screwed looks like

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Stay frosty America.

Athanaric,
Writer of Words