What Difference Does It Make

Day 2,905, 17:34 • Published in USA USA • by Silas Soule

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What Difference Does It Make
or
Jude Connors for President


So this wild owl says to me, "It's gruesome that someone so handsome as you should care about an election in eRepublik." Ah-ha, sez I, you're a jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place. He sez, "Return the king." Haha, like he knows so much about these things.

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, this charming man.








What do I want in a pretend President of a pretend country? Let's see... it's easy.

I want someone (like Jude) to take me out tonight where there's music and there's people and they're young and alive. I never want to go home. I want to see people and I want to see life. And if a ten-ton truck kills the both of us to die by your side well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine. Take me anywhere, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care. Take me anywhere I don't care.


There is a light and it never goes out.
Take me there.









To sum up, my girlfriend (eRepbulika) is in a coma. I know, I know it's serious. Girlfriend in a coma, I know, it's really serious. But you know, I would hate anything to happen to her. Do you really think she'll pull through? My, my, my, my baby... There were times I could have strangled her but you know, I would hate anything to happen to her.

Would you please let me see her ... pull through. Do you really think she'll pull through?

I know. It's serious.









Hey, Jude! Best wishes in the election.
Hey, everybody! Vote for Jude!


kthx bye