What Difference Does It Make
Silas Soule
Live Sharp Look Smart
So this wild owl says to me, "It's gruesome that someone so handsome as you should care about an election in eRepublik." Ah-ha, sez I, you're a jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place. He sez, "Return the king." Haha, like he knows so much about these things.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, this charming man.
What do I want in a pretend President of a pretend country? Let's see... it's easy.
I want someone (like Jude) to take me out tonight where there's music and there's people and they're young and alive. I never want to go home. I want to see people and I want to see life. And if a ten-ton truck kills the both of us to die by your side well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine. Take me anywhere, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care. Take me anywhere I don't care.
There is a light and it never goes out.
Take me there.
To sum up, my girlfriend (eRepbulika) is in a coma. I know, I know it's serious. Girlfriend in a coma, I know, it's really serious. But you know, I would hate anything to happen to her. Do you really think she'll pull through? My, my, my, my baby... There were times I could have strangled her but you know, I would hate anything to happen to her.
Would you please let me see her ... pull through. Do you really think she'll pull through?
I know. It's serious.
Hey, Jude! Best wishes in the election.
Hey, everybody! Vote for Jude!
kthx bye
Comments
Doing nothing gives me great pleasure. And believe me, I succeed wonderfully in it.
she's dying of boredom and apathy.
eAmerica needs a transfusion!
calling Dr. Jude! eAmerica's dying, come save her, dude!
heeeyyyy juuuudde
Save us all Jude!
Thank you for the endorsement, PQ.
Scalpel!
This was outstanding.
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows, I'm miserable now
I am Human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
Jude, just do it. o7
That was hilarious!
Thanks for wasting your talent on us.
Good Luck to Jude Conners.
When I read "Wild Owl Doctrine" first what comes to mind is: Bigmouth Strikes Again
\o/
"And the beat goes on
Just like my love, everlasting
And the beat goes on
Still moving strong, on and on
Do you ever wonder
That to win, somebody's got to lose
I might as well get over the blues
Just like fishing in the ocean
There'll always be someone new"
If that's what you want in a CP, why the hell are you not voting for WO? If there is anyone in this game that can take you out to get drunk and wingman you into getting an 8/10 into bed for the night it's me. And I'm his secretary of booze and hotties...
This charming man!
I like to refer to the Presidential election as some sort of Head Master Ritual
o7
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Друга... (Headless Horror) 😉
http://www.erepublik.com/uk/article/-headless-horror-1-2561959/1/20