Trogdor for President
Trogdorthetroll100
Mood Music
Hello citizens of Switzerland!
I come to you today the darkest month of tyranny we have ever faced. The illegitimate president has been reigning over us for 20 days, wasting our money on MPPs with our countries enemies, creating trading embargoes so our own citizens cannot sell their weapons and raw materials from working. The government and citizens have been fighting against the dictator, and now it is time to return power to the people!
Who am I?
Now that congressional elections are over, it is time for CP elections. For anyone who doesn't know me, let me introduce myself to you (I encourage you to check out the links). I am Trogdor, the Multi-Hunting champion, the Swiss Author, the Face of the News, the Journalist, the Diplomat, the The Prophet and I hope to be your president!
What am I?
Hard times call for a strong, efficient, just, and experienced leader.
I have been working for the Swiss government for a long time. My past accomplishments cannot be summed up by a list of positions, but here some of them are:
Current:
Swiss Minister of Foreign Affairs
Commander of the Swiss National Army
Past:
Party president of the AIM (now TSR)
vice- MoFa
Director of Embassies
Minister of Information
Vice Minister of Finance
If you ask anyone, I am a hard worker. I never will neglect my duties, and I always put Switzerland first. No matter how menial or how impossible the job is, I get it done. I most recently signed the Chocolate Unification Treaty, which should help with immigration, found later in the article. I have been handling the image of the Resistance Government in the world, and almost every president and congress of every country in the world has acknowledged us as the true leaders of Switzerland.
“Sometimes I look in the mirror and think, ‘I wish I was Trogdor’.
Actually, everytime I look in the mirror I think that.” -Penguin4512
What can I do for you?
Together, we can do anything. My goal for the next month, whether I am elected or not, is to grow Switzerland through immigration. Throughout the last few months, I have been the biggest advocator for congress. We need to recruit and retain new citizens. Retention will be important as well. Keeping people interested in Switzerland is vital. This is why I will continue all the programs we have been keeping. Swiddah will be kept, the MoD tank supplies will be continued, and I wish to open a new program for Swiss National Army, a tank supply program, details of which will be released later.
Unlike in the past, I will be opening up the cabinet to the public. If anyone would like to be a part of this glorious term, I encourage you to write to me here. I am sure I can find space for you if you talk to me. I have great faith that the month of April will be a great turning point for Switzerland. I wish good luck to my competitors for president this month! Remember, the voting is through internal elections, and you must send a PM to Lotus Black to elect a Coalition sponsored candidate.
I look toward the future, and I see a rising sun. I see the blanket of darkness being torn off and the light of the morning shining over a prosperous Switzerland.
Thank you,
TrogdortheTroll100
Comments
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you misquoted me, I actually said every time
Good candidate.
v 32
lol
Trog is pretty cool
Good luck! o/
o7
You are Trogdorthedoll100 - the buffoon.
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Troggy is a great man and he has worked VERY hard for the resistance.
I wish you the best in this election.
rly? what he did?
More stuff than you at least.
i did nothing, so hi did double nothing? NICE!
Wow, such a capable logical reasoning.
No wonder you don't have the balls to present yourself.
triple nothing?
Ok, you're definitively have no balls to present yourself because you know are going to loose, to the only reason that you are hated by everybody.
Such a pretty castle to install in Switserland