Top 5 eUS Parties:
Day 2,727, 16:26
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by Jimmy Cincinnati
Issue #79
If you don't like what I write, you need to blame your eGov, because it keeps adding fuel to the flames.
As I was working on this, I was asked to write a submission for White House Press Release. When I heard the word submission; I chubbed up a little.
Politics:
I suggest that you learn the basics, before you launch your political campaign. There is a lot of protocol. Not following the protocol can be perceived as incompetence or a threat to our, happy, dictatorship. So, make informed decisions.
Some of you are wondering; Where should I start my political career?
There are many answers for that. Here are some ways that I've observe
#1; Government Job:
If you read the eGovernment paper, you will notice that there are job Listings. It's a good way to add something to your resume.
Personally, I've never had them return a call. (I wonder why)
#2; Private Sector:
You might be recognized for an achievement. In this case you should strike while the iron is hot. Only your friends are going to care what you did last year. Some examples are; Leading an important military victory or writing a great political piece.
#3; Swing on Pheiffer's Balls:
You might not have a paper. Maybe, you aren't leading any political actions. Suppose that you haven't fired a shot in several months. None of that seems to matter, if you are in the right clique. Just hang on as long as you can, despite Andy's Drool falling on you.
#4; Public Relations:
You may get caught in a scandal. Intentionally or through sheer ignorance; you may help to cover someone's tracks.
I'll try and leave it at that.
Political Parties of the Top 5:
On the last article, I listed the top three MUs. It ranked the MUs on three different criteria. (Best isn't the same to everyone.
This list of the Top 5 Parties has one criteria; the most members. You must be in one of these parties, to be placed on a congressional ballot. I'll start this list with the largest party.
Federalists:
Largest and oldest Party in the eUS. I had some ill-communication, with the Party President. Call it butt-hurt, if you want. When a person gives you their word; they should make it their bond.
United States Workers Party:
They used to have the most, active, writers. Maybe, they got complacent or maybe they are propped up by bots.
Whatever the case; USWP has the most congress members and the least to show.
We the People:
I dabbled in WTP. I liked the party but I was looking for a congress position. Try, as I might; I could never get one.
American Military Party:
It's hard to say anything bad about them. I've got some friends there and some of them have a bigger Rocket Factory, than I.
Black Sheep:
This is the largest party that is unanimously against a dictator and moving the country's administration to a forum.
There, you have it. Top 5 analysis. I look forward to a rebuttal.
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Grab a pen and paper. Helps us write the people's history.
If you don't like what I write, you need to blame your eGov, because it keeps adding fuel to the flames.
As I was working on this, I was asked to write a submission for White House Press Release. When I heard the word submission; I chubbed up a little.
😉
Politics:
I suggest that you learn the basics, before you launch your political campaign. There is a lot of protocol. Not following the protocol can be perceived as incompetence or a threat to our, happy, dictatorship. So, make informed decisions.
Some of you are wondering; Where should I start my political career?
There are many answers for that. Here are some ways that I've observe
😛
#1; Government Job:
If you read the eGovernment paper, you will notice that there are job Listings. It's a good way to add something to your resume.
Personally, I've never had them return a call. (I wonder why)
😉
#2; Private Sector:
You might be recognized for an achievement. In this case you should strike while the iron is hot. Only your friends are going to care what you did last year. Some examples are; Leading an important military victory or writing a great political piece.
#3; Swing on Pheiffer's Balls:
You might not have a paper. Maybe, you aren't leading any political actions. Suppose that you haven't fired a shot in several months. None of that seems to matter, if you are in the right clique. Just hang on as long as you can, despite Andy's Drool falling on you.
#4; Public Relations:
You may get caught in a scandal. Intentionally or through sheer ignorance; you may help to cover someone's tracks.
I'll try and leave it at that.
Political Parties of the Top 5:
On the last article, I listed the top three MUs. It ranked the MUs on three different criteria. (Best isn't the same to everyone.
This list of the Top 5 Parties has one criteria; the most members. You must be in one of these parties, to be placed on a congressional ballot. I'll start this list with the largest party.
Federalists:
Largest and oldest Party in the eUS. I had some ill-communication, with the Party President. Call it butt-hurt, if you want. When a person gives you their word; they should make it their bond.
United States Workers Party:
They used to have the most, active, writers. Maybe, they got complacent or maybe they are propped up by bots.
Whatever the case; USWP has the most congress members and the least to show.
We the People:
I dabbled in WTP. I liked the party but I was looking for a congress position. Try, as I might; I could never get one.
American Military Party:
It's hard to say anything bad about them. I've got some friends there and some of them have a bigger Rocket Factory, than I.
Black Sheep:
This is the largest party that is unanimously against a dictator and moving the country's administration to a forum.
There, you have it. Top 5 analysis. I look forward to a rebuttal.
😉
To ALL players under level 25:
We are offering FREE FOOD and WEAPONS
If you'd like to receive supplies, simply do 1 of the following:
- fill out a Request Form
- visit Our Website
- or join IRC Channel #eSalvationArmy to request.
Our Mission is to help developing eUS Citizens currently Level 25 and under by providing Energy, Weapons and occasionally Money as they navigate their way through eRepublik. As an independent entity without any Political Affiliation or Military Unit preference we are only held accountable to ourselves. We accomplish this by having public meetings of our Board of Directors where our decisions are made in-game.
Our success is gained by our own hard work and the generosity of experienced eRepublik players. Our goals include providing a safe haven for new players that allows them to grow and learn without prejudice. We are for the common person and welcome ALL eUS Citizens who simply need a hand up.
Staff;
Founder/Treasurer: SAR97
Accountant/Communications: GoTJ
Director of Operations: PTIE
Shout:
[eSalvationArmy] Doing the Most Good
Grab a pen and paper. Helps us write the people's history.
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Workers of the World Unite to defeat the Pig-Disgusting Captialists
You are more uninformed than Franklin Stone and JKeller combined. On top of your atrocious spelling.
I'm right in the middle of the Circus. Show me what you're doing.
Are you just holding a congress position, so it doesn't leave.
For starters, Feds aren't the oldest party. USWP was founded almost more than a year before the Feds. I won't waste my time with the rest that is an obvious shit opinion piece.
Cool down; it was an honest mistake.
I'm glad to see that my articles are so interesting that you want to debate for hours.
Never fails, always a dick.
Needs loads of fixing, but a good start of sorts Cx
I'm going to take a look. My Bad.
Old friend...that is part of progression. We continue our path, and we have mistakes Cx it happens.
Feds - Used to be noob-centric and awesome... now a whitewash of who they once were.
USWP - Was awesome when me, Fio, DD, Colin, Sweetbags, etc. were running they show. I rage uit into my fourth term as PP. Somehow Pfeiffer came into power and it became his clubhouse. Now a whitewash of who they once were. Don't believe me? Ask Josh Frost.
WTP: Some cool peeps. Some buttheads. Best tech tools. With the tech and backing of Oblige, they should be much more than they are.
AMP: Lots of cool kids with no real leader or purpose. They need to find a passion and purpose and the leader to direct them.
BSP: Lots of cool peeps. A few retards. A party that wasn't supposed to even be a party. They have a passion and a purpose and leaders to direct them but something is still missing.
That's a pretty honest interpretation.
I tried to squeeze humor out of it. It wasn't easy.
Honestly, this is a terrible definition of the Feds. All of these parties are so much more than "how they've treated Jude," no offense Jude but I mean, that's exactly what this is. I'm not saying they're better than advertised here, in fact my general opinion is that the party as an organizing unit was pretty damaged a while ago. Just having been around, it's interesting to see how history is retold.
How they've treated Jude is not the basis for shit. If that were true, all of them would have shitty marks. I can give two fucks about how they treated me. I can only go give the info I believe to be true. Truth be told, I went easy on the Feds.
Since you have been gone, Feds became abut certain people retaining power. I'm hoping someone like BigC can correct it so the Feds can be great again. Time will tell.
Baaaaaaaa
AMP representing 😃