Off to War..Again! [Sussudio]

Day 2,418, 17:36 • Published in Canada Canada • by MinouLaPoule

I don't like to wake up early, but I have to because of work for the most part, and the rest is due to habit.



But one thing I make sure to do is to train, work and fight my 25 enemies every day. Although my strength is increasing at a constant rate, it is still a pain in the ass when I look at the damage I do and I feel like it's not enough.
For awhile now, I've been keeping my eye on the Motherland, because she is as persistent at fighting back as a tea stain is stuck onto the inside of my mug. Dammit, that pesky stain just won't come out! And just like that, eUK seems to be as annoying as we are when we were fighting against eUSA. I suppose that's something we have in common.

Every time I see a war going on, I roll right into the fight, with my gear ready, my storage adequately prepared.. and I think maybe this time I can make a difference.



I look at the campaign details, and all the damage the soldiers on my side are doing and I quietly cheer. Sometimes when I have a lot of weapons at the ready to which I then go into beserker mode, up until I have nothing left.. but bitch slapping the enemy. Hey now, those bitch slaps hurt.



When I see that I have no more energy to fight, I'll rush off and hide for a wee bit until my health gets up to a level that is acceptable..and I plot. Sometimes though, I see that dear eArgentina is fighting and I like to join them, because they're like big cats.. Big cats that like to eat little corgis for breakfast.

I just fought in Wales with eArgentina because currently I don't see eCanada fighting at the moment.. Well we're doing all right so far. Now if only eUK would just be good and just roll over and stay like that- if you know what I mean. Welp, I did what I could, and I need a break, and possibly a steak...And oh crap, those damn corgis are using bombs, time to- oh look, a butterfly!

Minou, out!
P.S. eUK, why won't you let us lurve you?