A call to arms
Miss Wolf
Dear readers,
As you might have noticed it by now, eNew Zealand has attacked Tasmania, but what you might not be aware of is what they really want. Well, brace yourselves, because I’ve got solid evidence about the cold hard truth. : O
Remember the article of the Department of Information 4 days ago? In the comment section of that article the self-proclaimed Warlord of Western eNZ Crusadercarl gave us a short list of eNew Zealand’s demands in this war between the two nations.
A piece of information of crucial importance leaked by Crusadercarl
Not only do they want our special region, Tasmania, endangering one of our sweetest species of animals, the Tasmanian devil, but they also made it crystal clear that they intend to take me, your Heavenly Mother as hostage! :’(
You cannot let that happen, can you? Save the treasures of our country!
A cuddly Tasmanian devil
Now, I'm asking all eAustralian soldiers and our allies to help us defend Tasmania, because you know what’s next if Tassie falls!
Miss Wolf, a damsel in distress
Fight for eAustralia,
fight for freedom,
fight for our national treasures!
To the battlefield!
19-time party president of the once glorious More Beer Party
2-time senator for NSW & 1-time senator for Tasmania
Dear Mother and Heavenly Mother of eAustralia
Member of the Order of Australia
Comments
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Don't let the eKiwis take eAustralia's treasures! Fight with all you've got to defend Tassie! >: O
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Voted.
66,224 influence done to save Miss Wolf.
"Tasmania" is just code for something 😉
Oh Tasmania! the hardest heart would understand.
The thought of rough grimy kiwi paws reaching for Miss Wolf - just fills me with horror!!
! Nice to see that it's still a game and have some laughs!
Hail Miss Wolf! Don't be afraid, CC won't get you (I guess : P)
/trying to see Dartreal defending you.... no luck though : (
I just made 133,000 wolf-points, more to come later today
For eAustralia!
For Miss Wolf!
LUPUS MAXIMUS
"Don't be afraid, CC won't get you "
Yes, I will😃
ohhhh, you mean *that* CC🙁
I'm sure you're wearing some kevlar under that dress, and some hidden mini 6 shooters and a "you call that a knife?" knife. Beware Kiwis!
me thinks Miss Wolf is quite able to defend herself from the likes of this CC...
We can't let them take Miss Wolf! She has the cute little wolfie ears.
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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/panes-y-tanques-gratis-free-breads-and-tanks--1836132/1/20
preferred you in the cheerleader's uniform tbh
Free Tasmania and Miss Wolf!
The secret is out, the Kiwis are on the march!
Voted for the redhead!
this is like troy all over again
🙂
count me in 🙂
i love Miss Wolf 😃
Yeah cheerleader uniform had distracting qualities allowing us to blind side the Kiwis lol.
Good to see you writing again Missy 🙂🙂
Voted
Free Tasmania and Miss Wolf!
FREE THAT AUSSIE http://tinyurl.com/AussieFreedom
Miss Wolf
We're commin for ya!