X-ray Monitor - newspaper of Thales of Montreal

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Lawyer!

11 • Día 1,823, 18:17 • Publicado en Canada Canada

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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
it or the express degree you told me about?"

"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why do

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A good one!

4 • Día 1,813, 13:19 • Publicado en Canada Canada

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A retired Chief Petty Officer, drunk and with a ragged dirty look, came to apply for the position. The director wondered how to send

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Awesome:)

0 • Día 1,789, 23:27 • Publicado en Canada Canada

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

I found this on youtube today. It's awesome!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-BkdDxg6SI … leer más »

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eRepublik top 100 Military Units

6 • Día 1,683, 21:49 • Publicado en Canada Canada

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Análisis de la guerra

Original link: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-stats-day-1680-erepublik-top-100-military-units-2070642/1/20

[Stats Day 1680] eRepublik top 100 Military Units
162•2 days ago•• Warfare analysis
1. Polish Civil Army, Soldiers: 1836,

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new eSpain anthem!

0 • Día 1,679, 14:47 • Publicado en Canada Canada

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

Please vote and sub if agree with my proposal for the new eSpain anthem. They will need a new one in 2-3 weeks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnCWcaP5d2k

From eCanada with love for eSpain!