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BATTLING WITH COMPUTERS! ....should read battling with USERS

6 • Día 2,204, 07:55 • Publicado en New Zealand

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Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
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...
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD
out !!!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer:

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Soldiers on A Train

3 • Día 2,203, 07:56 • Publicado en New Zealand

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked

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Don't Mess With Women

7 • Día 2,201, 12:45 • Publicado en New Zealand

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

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Just A Smile

4 • Día 2,199, 08:42 • Publicado en New Zealand

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

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[MoFA] Rules for Incoming Congressman

13 • Día 2,198, 07:17 • Publicado en New Zealand

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Debates y análisis político

Kia Ora eKiwis

Some general rules for our incoming congressman, most of you should be experienced and know this already, but for the others and to ensure … leer más »