Goodbye Blue Monday

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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[Federalist Endorsement] Cthulu for a Weirder America

16 • Día 4,366, 11:10 • Publicado en USA USA

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Debates y análisis político

"That is not dead which can eternal lie”

tldr: The Feds Endorse Cthulu

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[Derp4PotUS] You've Got to be Kind

11 • Día 4,328, 19:13 • Publicado en USA USA

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Debates y análisis político

"God damn it, you've got to be kind.” ― Kurt Vonnegut.

tldr: Derphoof Now; Derphoof Forever

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The Speaker's Word: The Past Isn't Dead. It isn't Even Past.

26 • Día 4,122, 18:57 • Publicado en USA USA

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Debates y análisis político

"There is no civility, only politics." -Senator Palpatine

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Old Dog

47 • Día 3,901, 07:56 • Publicado en USA USA

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

Welcome to the museum of irrelevant and ancient media. Today's exhibit is Goodbye Blue Monday. The format is preserved from the Mesozoic Era era. If you pay close attention and utilize even rudimentary carbon dating, you can see that the jokes were

Serious Political Analysis in the Age of Derphoof

19 • Día 3,485, 15:23 • Publicado en USA USA

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Debates y análisis político

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen

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