Ghosts - newspaper of DiabloGunner

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Things about life.

0 • Día 2,002, 08:50 • Publicado en New Zealand

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Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

There is always alot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example: I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

One reason to smile is that every

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Free Marriage

2 • Día 2,000, 11:45 • Publicado en New Zealand

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Farmer's Branch, Texas:

Customers waiting for car repairs at Swedish Auto Incorporated now have an alternative to reading old magazines.

William Signs, owner of the garage, is offering a free marriage ceremony with any 30,000-mile inspection

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Can give it but not take it.

1 • Día 1,997, 09:17 • Publicado en New Zealand

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Boston Globe, April 13, 1990

Is there justice in this world? Well, in Jacksonville, Fla., an Internal Revenue Service car parked outside the federal courthouse was "booted" for unpaid parking tickets, forcing tax collectors to fork over $122.50

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Two for a dollar

2 • Día 1,994, 09:47 • Publicado en New Zealand

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This guy, Artie, gets tired of working so hard and not getting anywhere, and seeing all these guys in the Mafia in their fine three piece suits and fancy cars, decides that he has to join the Mafia.

He goes up to one of the guys and says, " I

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For Bia :)

6 • Día 1,991, 09:28 • Publicado en New Zealand

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