The North American Federation: IT IS RIGHTEOUS AND GOOD

Day 1,700, 21:51 Published in USA USA by Emerick
Canadia thinks that they pulled one over on us.

But don't worry, folks, EVRY'S GOT THIS.

Canadia, this has been a long time coming.

Some backstory: while I was president in 2009, I used Canadia as a fallboy against PEACE. They died, we survived. Clearly, because we're superior. And more intelligent. And sexier. I created a "Bromance" with them in order to lull them into a false sense of security. Every now and then, we'd press the "Bromance" on them, to remind them that "we're such good allies", and use them as a wall against our enemies.

This tactic, which is all part of my Superior Foreign Policy, was all in order to lull them into a false sense of security, so when the time was perfect, we'd hit them.

Gentlemen, that time is now.


TONIGHT, GLORY BEGINS

TONIGHT, CANADIA FALLS

TONIGHT, THE NAF IS BORN

TONIGHT, NAVE IS AVENGED

TONIGHT, MANIFEST DESTINY


All glory to Dio, our one and true God Emperor.
Amen