Paul of the Dead
Paul Proteus
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Welcome to another volume of Horror and Despair
The Clock struck Midnight, and thusly I was out walking, when a sickly Havocpwn approached me, I began to strike up a conversation with him when he bit me. Thinking it strange I returned home where I collapsed and violently shook while hallucinating. Eventually I pulled myself from the floor. I felt fine, but nonetheless I looked in a mirror.
I was a Zombie \o/
I quickly went to my friend Penguin's house to tell him of this strange revelation, unfortunately upon seeing him I was overcome with an urge to eat his brains. However unfortunate, we then went on to play video games for a few hours.
Needless to say, COD Nazi Zombie mode was a lot less fun
Unfortunately I realized much too late that I was part of a Zombie Apocolypse. I then spent the rest of the day doing my new favorite thing, eating people's brains. After that I came to my computer to write a memoir, unfortunately a few fingers fell off so I settled for this instead.
Happy Halloween
~Paul_Zombeus
Until Next Time,
Stay Sexy
Comments
~hyuu~
nom nom nom
Zzzzombie
BRAINSSSS!!!!!!
CoD NZombie was the worst thing ever.
mmmmmmmm
plants
I was a penguin this year...just sayin
I thought you were a Lib 😉
I am a Lib ;___;
I just felt like writing this shit lol, would have done Vampire but [Check last Article] and I would have done Werewolf, but I then would have needed to use Werewolves of London as the theme music and again [Check last Article]
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/who-039-s-shock-our-wall-angel-or-damn-cute-tankers-1894659/1/20
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In the land of brain eating zombies Emma is perfectly safe.
YAY ME!
Nazi Zombies COD is epic.
Anyways if you would have done Vampire or Werewolf im sure people would troll you with twilight comments
lol @ dumb emma
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