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Paul of the Dead

Day 1,441, 17:15 • Published in USA USA

• by Paul Proteus

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Welcome to another volume of Horror and Despair

The Clock struck Midnight, and thusly I was out walking, when a sickly Havocpwn approached me, I began to strike up a conversation with him when he bit me. Thinking it strange I returned home where I collapsed and violently shook while hallucinating. Eventually I pulled myself from the floor. I felt fine, but nonetheless I looked in a mirror.

I was a Zombie \o/

I quickly went to my friend Penguin's house to tell him of this strange revelation, unfortunately upon seeing him I was overcome with an urge to eat his brains. However unfortunate, we then went on to play video games for a few hours.

Needless to say, COD Nazi Zombie mode was a lot less fun

Unfortunately I realized much too late that I was part of a Zombie Apocolypse. I then spent the rest of the day doing my new favorite thing, eating people's brains. After that I came to my computer to write a memoir, unfortunately a few fingers fell off so I settled for this instead.

Happy Halloween

~Paul_Zombeus

Until Next Time,

Stay Sexy

Comments

Nosyt Day 1,441, 17:19

~hyuu~

havocpwn Day 1,441, 17:19

nom nom nom

Berritas Day 1,441, 17:20

Zzzzombie

Allen Webster Day 1,441, 18:04

BRAINSSSS!!!!!!

Garmr Day 1,441, 18:04

CoD NZombie was the worst thing ever.

Ronald Reagan Reborn Day 1,441, 18:25

mmmmmmmm

indielfi Day 1,441, 18:45

plants

Astraeus II Day 1,441, 19:26

I was a penguin this year...just sayin

Jude Connors Day 1,441, 20:09

I thought you were a Lib 😉

Paul Proteus Day 1,441, 20:13

I am a Lib ;___;

I just felt like writing this shit lol, would have done Vampire but [Check last Article] and I would have done Werewolf, but I then would have needed to use Werewolves of London as the theme music and again [Check last Article]