eUK Action News: Day 2647 - The Return Edition

Day 2,647, 07:31 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Department for Education




Ladies and Goons of the eUK it has been a while I know. I apologise for this. A mixture of illness, london trips and theatrical rehearsals have taken up all of my valuable time. But now I am back for this special bumper edition.

On a side note, as this is a government article I will not be highlighting articles that are congress manifestos for individual members, complete party manifestos or advertisements may be published, however only when multiple parties have posted, and possibly closer to election day.




Daily Orders
Fight here yeah?





British Community Takeover?

So RedSeyduna the founder of the United Zombie Movement, has been banned for multi usage bringing this party down to a grand total of 3 members. Congratulations.





Top Secret Recruitment Article

I am not being forced into highlighting this article. I am not being told what is right and wrong. This article is the greatest and offers countless opportunities. My family are in no way being threatened. Continue reading.




Still...
DC out Bruce Wayne's past to new players (Not just because Aaron is mentioned...

Complimentary WayneKerr mention.





Mad Pauly gives his view on recent goings on.



FaP tells all in this stunning article about hardship and political corruption.





VoodooMike leaves TRS the home of great banter and moves on.



FOOD GIVEAWAY. GOO GOOOOOO FREE STOOF!





Finally TheBaronSamedi shows us PolandBall's latest exploits here

Personally I prefer this sort of poland ball but each to their own.




Well that was fun. I am back. Next article coming soon!

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From eUK dMoEd,
Aaron Mark Daniels