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Hello Feds, once again it’s Tenshibo here, your Vice Party President reporting in on your need to know Feds news. We have a few things to cover today, so I’m going to dive right in.

Congress Elections

Internally, we had a goal for this race - we wanted to get 14 to 16 slots. Depending on how things shook out, we knew we’d make it, but where exactly depended on the votes. For most of the day, we were right on the upper bound of that; a late push of votes dropped us a bit, but regardless, we still managed to win fourteen congressional slots. This is a pretty solid number, one of which we are extremely excited of. We would like to thank everyone who voted for the Federalist Party this election. The Feds have continued to lead this nation in several capacities, across all branches of government, and herein congress, we promise to continue to lead responsibly, spend wisely, and do what we can to help not just the nation, but the people who make it up. We hope to make you both proud and horny in voting for us.



While I am still discussing congress, there is an announcement we from Federalist Leadership would like to make. It is our goal and our mission to put the best people forward to lead this nation, and thankfully for us, some of the best people in this country reside in the Federalist Party. Thus, for Speaker of House, we have decided to once more put forward Federalist member, and all around awesome fella, Dinnyin as Speaker of House.

The Speaker of House Position has a long history in congress. From Cromstar and Rainy, to Evry and Cerb, some of America’s most influential players throughout the years have served in this post. The job itself seems simple - lead congress through discussions, and uphold the constitution. But it’s more of a challenge then that; colloquially we call the Speaker position the “forum babysitter” as discussions in the board can quickly go from Civil to Anarchy real quick. Furthermore, upholding the constitution and our laws isn’t always as clear cut as it seems to be. Often times, the Speaker must make a judgment call that will anger at least half of congress, and potentially one's own party.

With this in mind, we here in camp Fed strongly believe Dinnyin is right for this post as he has continued to show a high level of activity, and a calm mind in tight situations. We know he will succeed here as he has so often in the past. To our fellow parties, we hope you recognize this too, and throw your support behind our boy here!



So far this term, the Federalist Party has secured the largest representation in congress, are gearing up to elect a Speaker of House, and currently have a member of our party, Melissa Rose, as Country President. Melissa just announced that another member, our Party President Tyler Bubblar, would now also serve as the CO of the United States Armed Forces - America’s National MU, and first line of both offense and defense against our enemies. It’s not secret that the USAF has fallen under hard times, and several attempts have been made to rectify this - the most recent being Oblige’s failed month at the helm. However, Melissa is confident that Tyler has the tools necessary, as well as the drive, to correct this ship. He has detailed a preliminary report of his plans here. While it’s not fully fleshed, it shows an idea of where the USAF will be moving forward.

And if that wasn’t enough, Tyler Bubblar has another plan in the works - to once more be our Commander in Chief, not just of the military, but of the country, by being elected President of The United States. You can read his announcement piece here.

Tyler is already a well decorated president, having served in the post three times previously. I can speak first hand that Tyler learned a great deal in his terms as president, growing from an up-and-comer on the scene, to a well knowledge leader of the country perfectly geared towards leading us moving forward. His continued influence in the executive and legislature is evidence of his wisdom and experience, and proof that he alone is the right man to lead our nation in the coming months as the admins role out what they believe will be game changing updates.



As you can see here, the Federalist party is the number one party in the eUS, not just in size, but in influence on the nation. We run programs to help new players, we are a force to be reckoned with in congress, key members of several MUs including the USAF, and we regularly have the President as well as key cabinet members in our midsts too. This is no coincidence. It is evidence of the fact that being a Fed leads to success in all levels. And, we’d be glad to have you part of this success too. So stop waiting, stop hesitating, join us in the Federalist party today, and achieve the success you wish to get!

Thank you very much everyone, stay proud, stay horny.

-Tenshibo, Federalist Party Vice President