[CP] - Rolo answers the Question - Where is the WAR?
Rolo Tahmasee
Hello Citizens
Many of you are asking the question, Rolo, Where is this war you have promised us?
During my 4 day term as CP, I have been working contacts throughout EDEN looking for just such a War.
Fact of the matter is, We need help. Not Militarily, our Military kicks Ass, but from a tactical standpoint, we need another nation to join us. The War module has been figured out - and not to the benefit of an attacking region from another time zone
Here is why it "won't" work right now vs the UK or France
I can push the button right now, I have no hesitation, and we have the Gold to do so
but..
I attack Wales now at 8:00pm Pacific/11:00pm Eastern, - 4:00am UK time
that means the battle will end at the same time in 24 hours
but
The UK will retreat from the battle at around 11:00am UK time (3am Pacific/6am Eastern) and we will win the region - good for us!
then they will immediately re-attack and the battle will finish 24 hours later at 3AM Pacific/ 6AM Eastern
Problem is, when that battle ends, most of eCanada will be in bed and it will be around noon in the UK
Attack/Retreat/Counter Attack
Now I have contacted jamesw, and tried to find a mutual time when they will not chicken out and retreat. I proposed attacks at 3PM Pacific/6PM Eastern and 11PM UK Time - give or take an hour, so that we may actually FIGHT. He told me, in not so many words that he likes being a chicken and he doesn't care if we attack him until the cows come home, he will simply do what is best for his country
Which is to continue to be a chicken...
And he clearly doesn't have the guts to attack us, I even offered to spot him 1 region (I'll retreat the first and let him attack the second)....no dice
So, there we have it....
We need to find a friend...One that will join us and that is preferable from Europe
or EDEN need to get some ca hones and actually DO something
In the meantime, I will continue to be in contact with our allies and revamp the Ministry of Industries to free up cash so that when the time comes, or jamesw get some balls, we can have the MOAR WAR that we have been waiting for
It is unfortunate that finding a willing combatant is so difficult
Rolo Tahmasee
CP - Canada
Comments
Protip: Region swap down to Brazil.
Our allies should back our efforts in the same conflict
Same as last month
Taking advantage of our war elsewhere to serve their own interests gets everyone no where.
I think it's time we release the fury of the canadian media on the UK until they attack us!
-Loads his Media Propaghanda Rifle.
Jamesw's balls are missing because I took them last month...they are on my mantle in a trophy case.
😁Oh Acacia, thanks, for yet another quote of the day.
salty are you saying we should pass through South Africa to attack Indonesia who have been itching for a fight for months and we would have the benefit of having Australia (and South Africa?) watch our backs during the night due to their time zone and it would be a win win situation all around?
Or did I read too much into that "boer war" and really you just meant you like tuttles?
Let's attack eUK anyway. Maybe we can get through to Denmark or something and bother the Germans for awhile.
And the glorious war machine fuels up once again...
Hail Canada!
Brothers to arms!
Maybe if we ask nicely they will attack:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/once-upon-a-time-in-the-uk--1511991/1/20
\o/
just attack...waiting is doing nothing for the economy...at least with wars..inventories get used
What did you expect from the UK? They are chickens on another hand, I WANT SOME WAR 😃
just start the stupid war....they may be chickens but not starting wars makes you a liar......so either way just start the stupid war
dear mr president
please give us war now !!!!
Too scared to attack us, even when we spot them a region.
Surprise of the year, right there.
ATTACK THEM!
Then we can get through to Netherlands and wipe em, then we attack Germany!
"Now I have contacted jamesw, and tried to find a mutual time when they will not chicken out and retreat."
What the frak did you think was going to happen Rolo? A gentlemen's duel? Ha!
So, you are surprised that we're not activating your MPPs, or letting you attack us at a time which suits you? Haha! What else can we do for you while we're at it, drop our MPPs? Fund your attacks ourselves? Shall we activate the USA's MPPs as well to make a party of it?
trololololol, give me a kiss
Ireland, mayhaps?
In the absence of everything else, I'd suggest we just normalize relations with eUK by engaging in a continuous training war with them, let's just keep flipping Scotland.
Only problem: we are training eCanadians, yes, but also providing free training to all the countries eUK has MPPs with. Which makes us the best friend oh Pheoeix.
Thather! That'd be great! Thanks!
no
??Rolo?? Tahmasee - never heard of him
Ermmm... you didn't know this already ? I've only been resurrected for like a week, and even I knew that.
Seriously, why the hell did you not know that before the freaking election. It is not like you had to do much campaigning.
@Dr. Pain: you know how it works - campaign on a simple slogan, even if you're not 100% you can follow through on it. Cuz at the end of the day, it doesn't matter if you do once you're elected
if there is no war in a few hours..then impeachment time might be coming!!!No one likes a leader who lies!!!!
MOAR WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s. brits suck!
war is the only thing that makes V2 playable...without it ...the economy dies....figure it out...no wars...no use for moving tickets or any of the four types of weapons....you're idle stance is killing the economy
What Thatcher said.
The eUK has plenty of war btw.
I demand Acaciaing of the button.
That said, perhaps we need to PTO the eUK to get some fun war...
Yes, lets PTO the UK. Then we can force the fight on them ^-^
@Petz
How Is starting a battle, that Canada will never achieve a "primetime" in going to accomplish anything? All the fighting happens in the last hour of the battle, so if that hour is at 3am in Canada when the battle is ending, how is an empty battlefield going to promote any economic activity?
please explain...
A lot of our citizens do not live in RL Canada. Appeal to them to fight in the final hour.
In the mean time we can kick some eEnglish butt!
eeeeeeeeeeeee ROLO TAHMASEE! u are a president!
Hey Rolo, I have some propaganda ready for the UK posted on my blog. Check it out haha http://doodledailyblog.wordpress.com/2010/09/10/3x-the-doodles/
spain could help us do it, uk pissed them off alright!
Hope someone attacks you and activate the Greek MPP. Then Canada and Greece can have fun together, because Greeks also want WAR
no
The UK is too chicken to Attack us
WE WOULD LOVE IT IF THEY WOULD
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-cp-want-some-war-here-you-go--1512781/1/20
but srsly, rolo's right in this case. its all about timing