Once upon a time... [In the UK]

Day 1,024, 21:29 • Published in United Kingdom Canada • by Chucky Norris


There was some citizens in the UK who kept on roaming on how they would once get back at Canada for invading their sovereignety. They told us we would pay dearly for this insult. That the arrogance of Canadians would be their demise. In disbelief, Canada ignored the warning and kept on attacking the Land of the Britton.

And then came the savior. France Power to the Rescue! Even they we're thanking us for the Golden opportunity we had given them to get their hands on a nice little Titanium region. I even heard a few rumors about a Frenchy-Brit partnership to exploit the land once the conquest would be over. Sounds good eh?

Here's the catch, nobody from the UK or France actually dared to come knocking on our door in quite some time, despite repeated visit we have yet to see the shyness go away. This lead us to a few speculations:

1. France and the UK have absolutely no desire of entering the Fun game that consist of the Military Module in V2.

2. France and the UK have no intention of particapting in any armed conflict if the president on the other side isn't with them prior to opening a front.

3. A headless Chicken kicked Junior in the **** when he was young and never recovered from the hit.

4. The UK has a secret weaponZ!!!!!!!!!!

4) is very unlikely but we can already take some guess on it.

-Secret Weaponz numero uno!

-=Fish and Chips=-



Look at the thing, Nobody in their right mind would eat such a thing unless being put a gun to his head directly. I'd rather take Prince Charle on a Date than being forced to eat this.

-Ze weapon of mass destruction number two!

-=The Retreat Button of Death=-



Of course everyone know you can win a war by retreating! Who's stupid enought to doubt this ingenious theory?!?!

-LE ultimate weapon numéro trois!

It's coming....



you



know



it's scary...




-=The don't attack until your ennemy falls asleep or quit out of boredom tactics! =-

That's right, in a year or two, it will be time to take action and when that happen... None of those Canadians will see it coming! Quite Clever I must say.

Now to pass on more serious matter, We've been kind enought to provide the UK with daily entertainement regarding the War module last month. I think the UK greatly benefited from this. It is only natural to return the favor as two gentlemen would do.



Now... James, I'm looking at you now, Please, JAMESWWWWWW that button!!!!!!!

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