[A Satire] Proteus4Poteus: Its all about the Sprinkles

Day 1,175, 16:23 • Published in USA USA • by Paul Proteus


This article is a satire, for those of you who don't understand, it means I am better than you

This Good-Bye Blue Monday is just one section

Proteus4Poteus [A Satire]

Recently Kyle announced his campaign for President of the United states, this happened right after the previous elections, being one of the earliest announced Presidential Campaigns in eUS history. Well, we at Good-Bye Blue Monday are not to be outdone, oh no, I Paul Proteus, am announcing my campaign for Potus, three months from now thank you, now why to vote for me?

Introducing:

Proteus4PoTeUS: It's all about the Sprinkles

What are sprinkles? How do they relate to a presidential campaign?
I'm not exactly sure, but if that guy can do a campaign about frosting, I can sure as hell do one about sprinkles. Sprinkles are pretty, like me. They are also on the very top, like the president.

Above the frosting may I add



The Key to Victory is Salivation, you heard me right

Also, sprinkles give kids sugar highs, and that is what this nation needs, ADD kids clicking buttons without really thinking, then experiencing a terrible crash for the remaining 29-30 days of their turn.


Sprinkles aren't a necessary ingredient, but it makes cup cakes so much more sparkly, and face it America, you need to sparkle

Commentary on the election 2 months from now

Also: After experiencing the election 2 months from now, I have to say there were a lot of good candidates, it was fierce, but not fueled with the passion sprinkles bring out. We may have just elected our candidate because of the USWP zombie hoarde endorsement,but we have yet to see how he will do, where was I?...one wor😛 sprinkles!


Another wor😛 Proteus4Poteus



Vote for the cool slogan, don't impeach for the sprinkles


oh yeah, nothing against Kyle, I was just bored and thought it was a funny name

~fin