[A Satire] Proteus4Poteus: Its all about the Sprinkles
Paul Proteus
This article is a satire, for those of you who don't understand, it means I am better than you
This Good-Bye Blue Monday is just one section
Proteus4Poteus [A Satire]
Recently Kyle announced his campaign for President of the United states, this happened right after the previous elections, being one of the earliest announced Presidential Campaigns in eUS history. Well, we at Good-Bye Blue Monday are not to be outdone, oh no, I Paul Proteus, am announcing my campaign for Potus, three months from now thank you, now why to vote for me?
Introducing:
Proteus4PoTeUS: It's all about the Sprinkles
What are sprinkles? How do they relate to a presidential campaign?
I'm not exactly sure, but if that guy can do a campaign about frosting, I can sure as hell do one about sprinkles. Sprinkles are pretty, like me. They are also on the very top, like the president.
Above the frosting may I add
The Key to Victory is Salivation, you heard me right
Also, sprinkles give kids sugar highs, and that is what this nation needs, ADD kids clicking buttons without really thinking, then experiencing a terrible crash for the remaining 29-30 days of their turn.
Sprinkles aren't a necessary ingredient, but it makes cup cakes so much more sparkly, and face it America, you need to sparkle
Commentary on the election 2 months from now
Also: After experiencing the election 2 months from now, I have to say there were a lot of good candidates, it was fierce, but not fueled with the passion sprinkles bring out. We may have just elected our candidate because of the USWP zombie hoarde endorsement,but we have yet to see how he will do, where was I?...one wor
😛sprinkles!
Another wor
😛Proteus4Poteus
Vote for the cool slogan, don't impeach for the sprinkles
oh yeah, nothing against Kyle, I was just bored and thought it was a funny name
~fin
Comments
Let me check my planner. Nope, I'm invading Namibia that month.
You have my vote Sprinkle!
I will have to write an article in Canada that gets 30 votes when you make your run.
:3:3
Sorry I'll still be president then... XD
Also voted for the lulz. I enjoy this.
I'd like to announce that I am running for CP of The Most Serene Republic San Marino in the December of 2014. (:
This is epic
2020 you'll see me in Switzerland. 😁
Voted for the lulz. :{D
Well I am going to announce my CHERRY ON TOP CAMPAIGN tomorrow. I will be running for CP in May 2011.
My vote was satirical. =^P
PROTEUS4POTeUS!
you have my boat!
I lold hard.
Pricaj Srpski da te ceo svet razume!!!!
lol Paul good job!
This made my day (:
V + S
And for the record, I don't even like sprinkles.
ho dude, I'm on a nice day, I give you a mods comment & vote xD.
PS: not means that admin will support your TO..... I guess, well maybe.... we can see that in private dear.
lol'd so hard!
Now I'm just hungry.
this is great Paul! 🙂
errrr
what about the damn whipped cream ?!?!?!?
awesome slogan.
vote/sub
voted for the frosting.
Paul for POTUS
Paul... the Lib Sniper.... for POTUS
❤ Paul (no homo)