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I am 12 and what is this?

5 • Day 690, 01:06 • Published in USA USA

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Holy mother of god everyone in this game has such a fucking mad-on for anyone not from their country. Every article in this godforsaken game is trolling, propaganda, or both. Every person here is so goddamned "eXenophobic" that they "eHate" another "

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I have no idea...

1 • Day 674, 18:32 • Published in USA USA

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...what is actually going on in this game. Sure, I can fight, and I work every day... BUT I am completely dumbfounded by most of everything else. Specifically, are the following:

1. What the hell does commenting something like AMERIMAXX mean?
2.

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Now we don't use them nasty words in these here parts.

6 • Day 672, 15:25 • Published in USA USA

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