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Official White House Press Release #56: EDEN at War

18 Day 738, 09:27 Published in USA USA



Official White House Press Release (#56): EDEN at War

27 November 2009, Day 738 of the New World.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. We have some big news today.
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Official White House Press Release #55: PEACE Dissolves

24 Day 732, 09:44 Published in USA USA



Official White House Press Release (#55): PEACE Dissolves

21 November 2009, Day 732 of the New World.


Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Today we have a lot of … read more »

Official White House Press Release #54: More Blows to PEACE

21 Day 727, 01:18 Published in USA USA



Official White House Press Release (#54): More Blows to PEACE

16 November 2009, Day 726 of the New World.


We have some good news to report to you, so without … read more »

Official White House Press Release #53

27 Day 721, 18:09 Published in USA USA



Official White House Press Release (#53): PEACE Aggression and Swiss Victory Against the Same

10 November 2009, Day 721 of the New World.


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Official White House Press Release #52: a Frost-y America

19 Day 718, 15:16 Published in USA USA



Official White House Press Release (#52): a Frost-y America

7 November 2009, Day 718 of the New World.


The contents of this White House Press Release are:

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