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White House Press Release #101: On to the Next One

29 Day 904, 14:18 USA

Ladies and gentlemen, Serbia has no friends.

We’re taking a break from the usual press release formatting to get some information

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White House Press Release #100: Lion King is Falling Down!

40 Day 903, 00:12 USA

Good evening, America. This is the one hundredth White House Press Release. Pat yourself on the back, you’re reading history. Now let’s get down to business:



Lion King is Falling Down…[/

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White House Press Release #99: War Module Broken

29 Day 900, 16:13 USA

Official White House Press Release #99: War Module Broken

7th of May, 2010, Day 900 of the New World

The Contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. <a href="”#war">War Module Broken</a>
2. <a href="”ato”"> … read more »

White House Press Release #98: Harrison for America

17 Day 898, 22:50 USA

Official White House Press Release #98: Harrison For America

7th of May, 2010, Day 892 of the New World

The Contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. <a href="”#phxb">Harrison Richardson/Chocolate McSkittles … read more »

White House Press Release #97: EDEN and Brolliance say Hello to Kitty

28 Day 891, 15:58 USA


Official White House Press Release (#97): EDEN and Brolliance say Hello to Kitty

29 April 2010, Day 891 of the New World.

The … read more »