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White House Press Release #113: Epic Battle in Liaoning

18 Day 938, 23:12 Published in USA USA

Americans, China has launched a battle that requires our special attention. All citizens are asked to move in to Beijing and fight against Serbia in order to capture Liaoning back to it’s original owners. The importance of the battle is read more »

White House Press Release #112: Department Overview

14 Day 937, 01:01 Published in USA USA

The world, as it stands today, is stagnating a little, as nations turn in on themselves to prepare for the upcoming transition to V2. While things may be moving slowly, I would encourage you to keep reading, keep writing and keep voting up American

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White House Press Release #111: We were under attack, and freed Israel.

16 Day 936, 16:48 Published in USA USA

It has been a slow week, apart from the attack coming from Russia’s legendary president. Besides desperately trying to invent topics to write about to keep you informed, the government is doing endless amounts of work to keep America secured and our

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White House Press Release #110: V2 Bonds!

17 Day 931, 20:23 Published in USA USA

The news from the White House today is here, and it’s important. If you finish it hungry for more, and want some good articles to read, check out the Pony Express.


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White House Press Release #109: President McSkittles

15 Day 929, 04:29 Published in USA USA

Our New President

The White House is happy to announce that the President Chocolate McSkittles has officially taken office. The new President Choc has wasted no time, hitting the ground running by [url= more »