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White House Press Release #109: President McSkittles

15 Day 929, 04:29 USA

Our New President

The White House is happy to announce that the President Chocolate McSkittles has officially taken office. The new President Choc has wasted no time, hitting the ground running by [url= more »

White House Press Release #108: America's Allies Need You!

15 Day 925, 22:22 USA

Secretary’s note: It’s been a while since the last White House Press Release. I sincerely apologize for the lack of communication. I take full responsibility. The RL situation I've been facing has been resolved, so expect regular updates to read more »

White House Press Release #107: Liaoning!

16 Day 917, 02:49 USA

Secretary’s note: My apologies for the recent lack of press releases. I've been dealing with an IRL situation where I found myself uprooted, without a place to live earlier than I expected. It will be fully resolved on Thursday, at which time the read more »

White House Press Release #106: Victory

30 Day 912, 20:26 USA

Many of you have seen the troll article released by Ostin that quickly rose to number one in the top five. Our media is still no match for the organized trolling efforts of Phoenix when they’re at their peak of organization. It is a long term goal

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White House Press Release #105: Press Corps

17 Day 911, 18:40 USA

Good evening,

This is a crazy day. We have finally been allowed to declare war on Serbia. Let me be the first to’s on. There’s no telling exactly what will happen tonight, but keep up with DoD orders. There is no doubt that something

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