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WHPR [Day 994] Move to Tennessee, Fight in Podolia

14 Day 994, 19:02 Published in USA USA

Greetings America. We apologize for not bringing you news yesterday but the hacking is still going on and every log in puts this org at risk of someone accidentally clicking something. Regardless, you need news and so, that is what we'

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WHPR [Day 992] A New Administration and a New Set of Problems

11 Day 992, 14:12 Published in USA USA

Note from Woxan: He has asked me to link to this article so that people don't panic while reading the slanderous one put out by the hacker.

Greetings [

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St Krems is the National Candidate; Now Go Help Croatia!

42 Day 987, 01:42 Published in USA USA

Well the first national primary in eUS history is over, and the winner is St Krems! I wish I could say that it went off without a hitch however any voters who attempted to vote later in

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Unite for Croatia

23 Day 985, 23:55 Published in USA USA

Well the first national primary in eUS history is over, and the winner is St Krems! I wish I could say that it went off without a hitch however any voters who attempted to vote later in

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White House Press Release #120: External Media

12 Day 985, 19:41 Published in USA USA

Secretary's note: This are extraordinary times, and thus we have a break from the ordinary press release. If you read only a piece of it, read the last three paragraphs. Thanks for bearing with me!

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