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White House Press Release #115: New Administration, New Modules

22 Day 960, 07:17 USA

Today, the new military and economic modules have gone into effect. Your skills have migrated and you’re ready to take your first steps in the new world. Get a job secured and make sure you understand these new modules.

Have questions? Hop over

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White House Press Release #114: Lion King!!

32 Day 940, 12:37 USA

Ha! Bet you didn’t see that coming.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are attacking Lion King once again. The difference is that this time we will win, with your help. Every American is asked to put in seven fights today at least, with read more »

White House Press Release #113: Epic Battle in Liaoning

18 Day 938, 23:12 USA

Americans, China has launched a battle that requires our special attention. All citizens are asked to move in to Beijing and fight against Serbia in order to capture Liaoning back to it’s original owners. The importance of the battle is read more »

White House Press Release #112: Department Overview

14 Day 937, 01:01 USA

The world, as it stands today, is stagnating a little, as nations turn in on themselves to prepare for the upcoming transition to V2. While things may be moving slowly, I would encourage you to keep reading, keep writing and keep voting up American

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White House Press Release #111: We were under attack, and freed Israel.

16 Day 936, 16:48 USA

It has been a slow week, apart from the attack coming from Russia’s legendary president. Besides desperately trying to invent topics to write about to keep you informed, the government is doing endless amounts of work to keep America secured and our

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