Weasle Words - newspaper of Weasle

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What California Wants

15 • Day 606, 12:05 • Published in USA USA

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For the last few days, I have gone around and asked dozens of Californians about what they would want me to do if elected. I asked them, how could I best represent them, what matters to them. The level of response was astrounding. The level of

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America Belongs

22 • Day 604, 21:13 • Published in USA USA

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For a long time, we've been a dissapointment. We've been that country that other countries would laugh at and scoff at. The country that our allies would look at, and see so much potential wasted.

For a long time, now, we've endured the chuckles,

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I love America, but Peace is going to win.

16 • Day 599, 15:01 • Published in USA USA

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I'm an unabashed patriot. I love California and america. I try to serve my country in the best ways I possibly can. Now I don't ammount to much so niether does my work, yet the effort is there.

However, with the coming conflict with Peace I see

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Cromstar: The CvP's Hidden Star

5 • Day 594, 13:22 • Published in USA USA

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Today, I would very much like to talk to you about one of the CvP's esteemed mentor, Cromstar, the VPP. The one known as the man behind the curtains, the wizard of the CvP, and personally, a humble and cool dude.

He shies away from

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Can you feel it?

3 • Day 552, 00:24 • Published in USA USA

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Do you feel it america? This tingling feeling. The storm is upon us. Congressional elections. Voting. Where you can make your shitty life matter, by voting in people more important than you.

Can you feel the anticipation? Can you feel the roar?