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Bangety Bang Bang!

7 Day 1,742, 06:36 South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Seems there was a young soldier, Luna Miaow, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Brazilians, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." … read more »

Wacky368 running for congress in Limpopo

5 Day 1,737, 23:39 South Africa Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



I will be running for congress in Limpopo

Why?

Because I want to :)

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Navy Parrot

3 Day 1,735, 08:03 South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ranch he always wanted. He took with him his life-long pet parrot.

First morning at 0430, the parrot squawked … read more »

2nd Women President

10 Day 1,732, 01:20 South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

2nd Woman President




The 2nd woman President, Vanessa1309, is elected. Not only is she a woman, she also happens to be Portuguese. After the election results are in,

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A Really Bad Day

10 Day 1,731, 00:53 South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A Really Bad Day
DonVin was at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making guy Had3z steps next to him, takes the drink from DonVin, and just drinks it all down. DonVin starts crying.

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