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Bangety Bang Bang!

7 Day 1,742, 06:36 Published in South Africa South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Seems there was a young soldier, Luna Miaow, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Brazilians, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." … read more »

Wacky368 running for congress in Limpopo

5 Day 1,737, 23:39 Published in South Africa South Africa Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



I will be running for congress in Limpopo

Why?

Because I want to :)

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Navy Parrot

3 Day 1,735, 08:03 Published in South Africa South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ranch he always wanted. He took with him his life-long pet parrot.

First morning at 0430, the parrot squawked … read more »

2nd Women President

10 Day 1,732, 01:20 Published in South Africa South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

2nd Woman President




The 2nd woman President, Vanessa1309, is elected. Not only is she a woman, she also happens to be Portuguese. After the election results are in,

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A Really Bad Day

10 Day 1,731, 00:53 Published in South Africa South Africa Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A Really Bad Day
DonVin was at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making guy Had3z steps next to him, takes the drink from DonVin, and just drinks it all down. DonVin starts crying.

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