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The navy invented sex

11 • Day 596, 12:10 • Published in USA USA •

The Navy Invented Sex

A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.

After a swig of beer the Marine says, 'Well, we had Iwo Jima.'

Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, 'We had the

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**Breaking News**

28 • Day 596, 10:29 • Published in Australia Australia •

Hello, this is William Shafer with Ramrod Media Action News.

Not long ago, members of a terrorist organization known as Cozbollah, drove a convoy of seven white vans through a wall in the Sydney Opera House. Many Cozlamic terrorists immediately

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Ranger Bob: risen from the dead

12 • Day 595, 05:43 • Published in Australia Australia •

Sadly, I'm not the first one in the media to notice this, but I still thought I should write my own version of the story. Ranger Bob has risen from the dead.

It was a

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A sad day in eAustralia

53 • Day 594, 14:09 • Published in Australia Australia •

HE'S BEEN UNBANNED. Praise the eLord.

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Four Surgeons

12 • Day 593, 10:25 • Published in Australia Australia •

Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on:

The first surgeon says,
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered,"

The second responds,
"Yeah, but

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