To Citizens of the World - newspaper of Lynari

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First Impressions

10 • Day 791, 13:28 • Published in Switzerland

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It was just over a week ago that I arrived in Switzerland and introduced myself. I was leaving my home of eight months, three of which I spent as President. It was an odd thing to adjust, but today I can say that I'm happy I decided to move. I enjoy

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A Brief History of Lynari

10 • Day 779, 13:35 • Published in Switzerland

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Hello Switzerland!

I am Lynari. I will be brief about where I come from: I was born in the US in July '08 and lost interest fairly soon after. I don't know when exactly I died, but I returned in April '09 and moved to Austria that day. I soon

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Departure

15 • Day 779, 13:07 • Published in Austria Austria

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It will invariably be said that I left Austria because Alfred became President and I did not get my way, but this will be false. I maintain that Alfred is not fit to be President; he has the organizational skills and perhaps even the intelligence,

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Above the Constitution

24 • Day 773, 18:36 • Published in Austria Austria

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The Congress Tax is necessary for the Austrian government to generate revenue. Graciously, the Constitution only asks for three of those five gold. Who could be so conceited as to think they are deserving of it? Do people honestly believe they

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Withdrawal

9 • Day 765, 11:58 • Published in Austria Austria

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I was elected President in June, July, and August, and in those months and thereafter there was not a moment that I was not a part of high government: Minister of Justice, Chief of Staff, Minister of Foreign Affairs, and additionally I spent a few