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The Scotsman, Englishman and Emily

9 Day 2,332, 07:50 United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Emily Ratajkowski sitting together in a carriage in the train from Inverness to London. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, … read more »

The Examination

1 Day 2,290, 11:00 United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Some Students Nurses were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One male student nurse, in … read more »

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10 Day 2,265, 04:57 United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment




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When I'm 64

51 Day 2,101, 16:05 United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment





Soundtrack here - http://youtu.be/tGtSpsYURAQ



Today is my real life birthday and you guessed it I am really 64.



Yes I'm that ancient. I was only … read more »

Disrespect, Derision and Insult

27 Day 2,066, 01:43 United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Disrespect, Derision and Insult

This may seem to be a wall of text to some but I make no apologies due to the seriousness of the subject.

After seeing these MOD orders http://www. … read more »