Thought of the Day - newspaper of Calbe

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#18 The Government

3 • Day 862, 17:43 • Published in Australia

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"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.''

Ronald Reagan

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Work

2 • Day 845, 19:50 • Published in Australia

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work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively

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Senate for February

4 • Day 825, 19:58 • Published in Australia

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This is a short article to state why i intend to run for senate this term:

I wish to see a more seamless union between senate and cabinet, removing the animosity that has gripped it over the last couple of terms.
I am an active member of the

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#17 Infancy

1 • Day 815, 16:36 • Published in Australia

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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#16 Questionable Politics

4 • Day 776, 06:57 • Published in Australia

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If a politician murders his mother, the first response of the press or of his opponents will likely be not that it was a terrible thing to do, but rather that in a statement made six years before he had gone on record as being opposed to matricide.