The Wondering Man - newspaper of Ivan Hat

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United Slavs Congressmen

5 • Day 432, 01:21 • Published in Czech Republic

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Greetings Ladies and Gentlemen of the Czech Republic. My name is Ivan Hat and I am the United Slavs Party President. The party of our nation's President, as well as many President's before him. I am here to promote our party's candidates this

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United Slavs Congress

6 • Day 424, 20:14 • Published in Czech Republic

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Attention all capable members of the United Slavs! Your party needs you this election to help support our president Red Duck. If you are the appropriate level PLEASE go to our party page and sign up to become a congressmen. We have been severely

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President Duck

4 • Day 413, 00:22 • Published in Czech Republic

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Red Duck, your electability never ceases to amaze me. Congratulations on winning the Presidential Campaign against the incumbent, Vaclav, and returning glory back to our party. I would also like to thank the 32 citizens who voted for our candidate.

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A Nation's Generosity

4 • Day 382, 12:18 • Published in Czech Republic

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I would like to personally thank the President of the Czech Republic with entrusting me with a sum of 20 Gold to use on the Official Lumber company of the United Slavs and unofficially the nation itself.

What I would like to ask of you, the

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The Dr. Is Out

6 • Day 378, 00:00 • Published in Czech Republic

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Is anyone else tired of this Fair Weather Czech invading our newspaper articles? Reports show that he has been a full supporter of Parrot and his gang's dubious work throughout the country's history.

Shane and his "Islamist" friends "invading"