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Tuesday's Daily Dose

0 Day 2,499, 04:40 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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"If you're not willing to work hard, let someone else do it. I'd rather be with someone who does a horrible job, but gives 110% than with someone who does a good job and gives 60%."

-- Will Smith


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Monday's daily Dose

6 Day 2,498, 17:32 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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"Nalunaarasuartaateraliornialersaaraluaranimgooruna."

The above is a word from the language of Greenland.

It means 'lighthouse'


(You always wanted to know that, didn't you?)



Jokes

The Rabbi … read more »

Today's daily dose

2 Day 2,488, 05:01 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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RANCHI, India An 18-year-old woman in India landed a loyal husband when she married a dog in a bid to rid herself of an "evil spell" identified by village elders. Mangli Munda, 18, who lives with her family in a Jharkland … read more »

Today's Daily dose

4 Day 2,486, 23:40 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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"Correction does much, but encouragement does more."

-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Jokes

A nurse at a hospital received a call from an anxious woman.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar … read more »

Today's Dose, have fun.

2 Day 2,486, 02:46 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"

-- Satchel Paige


Jokes

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," … read more »